Post by James Sims on Jul 25, 2005 21:03:37 GMT -5
XCW : XTREME WARFARE
July 23, 2005
JFK COLISEUM
MANCHESTER, NH
July 23, 2005
JFK COLISEUM
MANCHESTER, NH
A strange looking man carrying a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire, walks through the hallway. He is scraping the chair along the wall as he walks. Paul Heyman stops him. Balls Mahoney is with him.
Heyman: I know that fool, Ian, hired you. There is not a d**n thing I can do about that, but I do make the matches around here. And you see we already have one “Chair-swinging Freak” here in XCW and that is enough.
Balls lifts his chair to show Kahn. It has “ECW…INSURGE-THIS!!!” Painted on it. Kahn than lifts his mangled chair and begins smashing it over his own head until he starts to bleed. Kahn begins to laugh as he walks away.
Balls: That guy’s a FREAK!
The pyro and theme music for Xtreme Warfare go off and we go to the announce position. Seated there is Mark Madden, Don Calis, and Jerry Beasley.
Madden: Hello & Welcome everyone to the new! The improved! …
Calis: The Stinkier!!!
Madden: What?!
Calis: I mean come on…can’t you smell that Madden? It’s smells like old gym socks & Old Spice!
Beasley: What the hell is wrong with Old Spice?
Madden: Uh…Nothing Jerry. It’s just most people take a bath before putting it on.
Beasley: What the HELL are you implying Madden? Are you saying I don’t bath. For your f**kin’ information, I took one two days ago.
Madden: But didn’t you just wrestle in 2 matches on Thursday & 1 yesterday?
Beasley: Yeah! So what’s your f**kin’ point?
Calias: Oh my good!! You are sick!!
Beasley: (Points his finger in Don’s face) YOU SHUT..THE..Ff**kUP!!!
Calias: I wish the Sims Boys would have just fired me.
Beasley: That makes two of us.
Madden: Well guys we better get to the action and we only have one hour to do it so lets go to the ring for our first match.
Calias: Let’s do that. This is going to be another challenge for the champs as yet another team from the ECW Insurgents try to get their hands on the XCW Tag Team Titles.
Beasley : Those d**n ECW f**kers aren’t gonna win nuts here in XCW!
Madden: I’m sorry folks for the vulgar language. XCW does not condone or share in the actions and beliefs of Jerry Beasley.
Beasley: That’s right Madden, you are a pretty sorry mother-f**ker!
Madden: JERRY!! PLEASE!!!
Beasley: Just do your job Madden, don’t worry about I disagree!
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
THE ALPHA MALES (C) VS RAVEN & PERRY SATURN[/glow]
The Alpha Males’ high speed moves were enough to counter-act Raven & Saturn’s more physical, ground based offense. Evan Karagias finished off Saturn after The Alpha Males debuted their new double-team finisher…The Alpha & Omega bombs. York hits a sitout powerbomb on Saturn, & then is quickly followed by Karagias coming off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault.
---commercial---
When the show returned D-Kill, along with Stacey Carter, was in the back with Jake Lloyd.
Jake: D-Kill, last week you defeated Bruce the Giant to become the #1 contender to the XCW Title now being held by Jacob Von Tratten, Prince of Halifar.
D-Kill: I don’t care if he is the d**n Prince of Hell.
Jake: Yeah..Ok…Well most people say the only reason you won was the return of Ken Shamrock and the injury he inflicted on the former XCW Champion.
D-Kill: (Looking perturbed at Jake) WHAT!? I had that big retard just where I wanted him. Bruce was no competition. Just like Jacob Von CRAPPIN’ will be when I get him in the ring.
Jake: That brings me to my next question, If you are the #1 contender, why are you facing Wrath here tonight? What if you get injured?
D-Kill: Injured? You should be asking Wrath why he wants to risk his career by facing me. Wrath will be an example. An example of what happens when I decide I want something. And Jake what D-Kill wants, D-Kill takes!!!!
D-Kill grabs Stacey, Kisses her and they walk off.
[glow=WHITE,5,300]A promo runs
It is an old stone church at dusk. The only light is a few candles and the last rays of the setting sun beaming through the stained glass. The church is old, dilapidated, & deserted except for one sole figure standing at the alter. He is dressed in a long black trench coat. His jet-black hair cascades down the middle of his back. He is chanting a prayer in some middle eastern European language. He blows out the candles. He places a large brimmed hat on his head and turns to the camera. All you see his his blood red eyes peering out from the shadow of his hat. The following appears on the screen…
“The hunt begins in two weeks!”[/glow]
-back in the arena-
Beasley: What the f**k was that about?!
Madden: I don’t know Jerry, but whoever, or whatever, that was, it appears they have their sites set on XCW.
Callas: All I know is D-Kill has HIS sites set on winning that XCW title, and tonight Wrath is going to be a stepping stone.
[glow=red,2,300]D-KILL w/Stacey Carter VS WRATH[/glow]
Wrath hits the MELTDOWN on D-Kill, but Stacey has the ref distracted. Mike Awesome comes down and pulls Wrath off of D-Kill and then powerbombs him. D-Kill quickly covers Wrath and gets the count.
---commercial---
[glow=red,2,300]BALLS MAHONEY VS VICTOR KAHN[/glow]
Both men exchange chair shots throughout the match. Balls is busted open after Kahn DDTs him onto the barbed wire laced chair. Kahn quickly applies a Boston Crab like hold he has coined The Wrath of Kahn. Balls taps out, giving Kahn the victory in his XCW debut.
Prometheus knocks on Dragonfyre’s door. He enters. Dragonfyre is getting ready for his match.
Prometheus: Hey, I just wanted to come by and thank you.
Dragonfyre: Thank me? For what?
Prometheus: I know I haven’t been my self lately. Hell I probably ended the careers of 3 men these past few weeks. And I realized you were trying to help me. For that I want to thank you & wish you luck tonight against that rookie Ace of Spades.
Dragonfyre: Um…I’m not sure what to say Pro. I just didn’t want to see an old friend ruin his career and his life. You really were displaying some VERY Violent behavior lately.
Prometheus: Yeah I know. Once again thanks for being my anchor to sanity.
Dragonfyre: Anytime.
The two shake hands & Prometheus leaves as Dragonfyre looks on, shakes his head, & then continues to prepare for his match.
[glow=red,2,300]VAMPIRO VS THE MINISTER[/glow]
The Minister quickly finishes off Vampiro with a tombstone piledriver.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TELEVISION TITLE
THE ACE OF SPADES (C) VS DRAGONFYRE[/glow]
Prometheus came out and joined the announce team for this match. It looked as if Ace was about to get the win after hitting the Crash Landing. Dragonfyre kicked out at 2. Prometheus got up from the announce position, grabed the TV belt, & headed for the ring. The ref stopped him as he tried to get into the ring. Prometheus tossed the belt into the ring. Ace intercepts it and blasts Dragonfyre with it. Ace makes the pin to retain the belt. Prometheus is angry with himself. He helps Dragonfyre up to his feet. Dragonfyre pulls away from Prometheus and walks up the ramp as the show ends.
Heyman: I know that fool, Ian, hired you. There is not a d**n thing I can do about that, but I do make the matches around here. And you see we already have one “Chair-swinging Freak” here in XCW and that is enough.
Balls lifts his chair to show Kahn. It has “ECW…INSURGE-THIS!!!” Painted on it. Kahn than lifts his mangled chair and begins smashing it over his own head until he starts to bleed. Kahn begins to laugh as he walks away.
Balls: That guy’s a FREAK!
The pyro and theme music for Xtreme Warfare go off and we go to the announce position. Seated there is Mark Madden, Don Calis, and Jerry Beasley.
Madden: Hello & Welcome everyone to the new! The improved! …
Calis: The Stinkier!!!
Madden: What?!
Calis: I mean come on…can’t you smell that Madden? It’s smells like old gym socks & Old Spice!
Beasley: What the hell is wrong with Old Spice?
Madden: Uh…Nothing Jerry. It’s just most people take a bath before putting it on.
Beasley: What the HELL are you implying Madden? Are you saying I don’t bath. For your f**kin’ information, I took one two days ago.
Madden: But didn’t you just wrestle in 2 matches on Thursday & 1 yesterday?
Beasley: Yeah! So what’s your f**kin’ point?
Calias: Oh my good!! You are sick!!
Beasley: (Points his finger in Don’s face) YOU SHUT..THE..Ff**kUP!!!
Calias: I wish the Sims Boys would have just fired me.
Beasley: That makes two of us.
Madden: Well guys we better get to the action and we only have one hour to do it so lets go to the ring for our first match.
Calias: Let’s do that. This is going to be another challenge for the champs as yet another team from the ECW Insurgents try to get their hands on the XCW Tag Team Titles.
Beasley : Those d**n ECW f**kers aren’t gonna win nuts here in XCW!
Madden: I’m sorry folks for the vulgar language. XCW does not condone or share in the actions and beliefs of Jerry Beasley.
Beasley: That’s right Madden, you are a pretty sorry mother-f**ker!
Madden: JERRY!! PLEASE!!!
Beasley: Just do your job Madden, don’t worry about I disagree!
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
THE ALPHA MALES (C) VS RAVEN & PERRY SATURN[/glow]
The Alpha Males’ high speed moves were enough to counter-act Raven & Saturn’s more physical, ground based offense. Evan Karagias finished off Saturn after The Alpha Males debuted their new double-team finisher…The Alpha & Omega bombs. York hits a sitout powerbomb on Saturn, & then is quickly followed by Karagias coming off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault.
---commercial---
When the show returned D-Kill, along with Stacey Carter, was in the back with Jake Lloyd.
Jake: D-Kill, last week you defeated Bruce the Giant to become the #1 contender to the XCW Title now being held by Jacob Von Tratten, Prince of Halifar.
D-Kill: I don’t care if he is the d**n Prince of Hell.
Jake: Yeah..Ok…Well most people say the only reason you won was the return of Ken Shamrock and the injury he inflicted on the former XCW Champion.
D-Kill: (Looking perturbed at Jake) WHAT!? I had that big retard just where I wanted him. Bruce was no competition. Just like Jacob Von CRAPPIN’ will be when I get him in the ring.
Jake: That brings me to my next question, If you are the #1 contender, why are you facing Wrath here tonight? What if you get injured?
D-Kill: Injured? You should be asking Wrath why he wants to risk his career by facing me. Wrath will be an example. An example of what happens when I decide I want something. And Jake what D-Kill wants, D-Kill takes!!!!
D-Kill grabs Stacey, Kisses her and they walk off.
[glow=WHITE,5,300]A promo runs
It is an old stone church at dusk. The only light is a few candles and the last rays of the setting sun beaming through the stained glass. The church is old, dilapidated, & deserted except for one sole figure standing at the alter. He is dressed in a long black trench coat. His jet-black hair cascades down the middle of his back. He is chanting a prayer in some middle eastern European language. He blows out the candles. He places a large brimmed hat on his head and turns to the camera. All you see his his blood red eyes peering out from the shadow of his hat. The following appears on the screen…
“The hunt begins in two weeks!”[/glow]
-back in the arena-
Beasley: What the f**k was that about?!
Madden: I don’t know Jerry, but whoever, or whatever, that was, it appears they have their sites set on XCW.
Callas: All I know is D-Kill has HIS sites set on winning that XCW title, and tonight Wrath is going to be a stepping stone.
[glow=red,2,300]D-KILL w/Stacey Carter VS WRATH[/glow]
Wrath hits the MELTDOWN on D-Kill, but Stacey has the ref distracted. Mike Awesome comes down and pulls Wrath off of D-Kill and then powerbombs him. D-Kill quickly covers Wrath and gets the count.
---commercial---
[glow=red,2,300]BALLS MAHONEY VS VICTOR KAHN[/glow]
Both men exchange chair shots throughout the match. Balls is busted open after Kahn DDTs him onto the barbed wire laced chair. Kahn quickly applies a Boston Crab like hold he has coined The Wrath of Kahn. Balls taps out, giving Kahn the victory in his XCW debut.
Prometheus knocks on Dragonfyre’s door. He enters. Dragonfyre is getting ready for his match.
Prometheus: Hey, I just wanted to come by and thank you.
Dragonfyre: Thank me? For what?
Prometheus: I know I haven’t been my self lately. Hell I probably ended the careers of 3 men these past few weeks. And I realized you were trying to help me. For that I want to thank you & wish you luck tonight against that rookie Ace of Spades.
Dragonfyre: Um…I’m not sure what to say Pro. I just didn’t want to see an old friend ruin his career and his life. You really were displaying some VERY Violent behavior lately.
Prometheus: Yeah I know. Once again thanks for being my anchor to sanity.
Dragonfyre: Anytime.
The two shake hands & Prometheus leaves as Dragonfyre looks on, shakes his head, & then continues to prepare for his match.
[glow=red,2,300]VAMPIRO VS THE MINISTER[/glow]
The Minister quickly finishes off Vampiro with a tombstone piledriver.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TELEVISION TITLE
THE ACE OF SPADES (C) VS DRAGONFYRE[/glow]
Prometheus came out and joined the announce team for this match. It looked as if Ace was about to get the win after hitting the Crash Landing. Dragonfyre kicked out at 2. Prometheus got up from the announce position, grabed the TV belt, & headed for the ring. The ref stopped him as he tried to get into the ring. Prometheus tossed the belt into the ring. Ace intercepts it and blasts Dragonfyre with it. Ace makes the pin to retain the belt. Prometheus is angry with himself. He helps Dragonfyre up to his feet. Dragonfyre pulls away from Prometheus and walks up the ramp as the show ends.