Post by James Sims on Jun 29, 2005 19:10:08 GMT -5
[glow=GREEN,5,300]ECW : XTREME WARFARE
June 29, 2005[/glow]
June 29, 2005[/glow]
Joey Styles is in the ring.
Styles: Welcome everyone to E…C…W!!!!
Crowd erupts as the opening plays. When the show returns Styles & Cyrus are at the announce position.
Cyrus: What a night we have tonight Joey. Less than one week away from PATRIOT GAMES and we have a new wrestler debuting tonight…The Minister.
Styles: And don’t forget the XCW Tag titles are up for grabs, as Old School tries to regain the belts from the Demons of Rage.
Cyrus: Plus what is going to happen tonight? Dragonfyre indeed return last week, but whose side is he on?
Styles: If his actions last week are any indication, I’d say his own side.
Just then a Royal Trumpet sounds and a Royal Orator comes to the entrance ramp…
Orator: Ladies & Gentlemen, please stand in respect of the Royal Prince of Halifar…His Royal Highness, Jacob Von Tratten!
The Prince walks out flanked by Geoffrey, the Head of Royal Security. He gets in the ring and Geoffrey hands him a microphone. Prince thanks him.
Jacob: Thank you all for such a warm welcome. (crowd boos) I just wanted to come out here so everyone can have a good look at the next XCW Champion. This Sunday, at PATRIOT GAMES, I will help this pathetic country celebrate it’s independence by freeing the XCW Title from the waist of that smelly, disgusting, no talent, giant.
Just then the ECW theme sounds and out walks Paul Heyman. He has the XCW Champion, Bruce the Giant, at his right and Raven, the XCW International Champion, at his left.
Heyman: (clapping his hands) I wanted to congratulate you Prince. That was a masterful job you did last week, pinning Strangler after Prometheus beat him up for you.
Jacob: I didn’t need any help from that masked freak!
Heyman: Of course you didn’t. But nun-the-less, here you are the #1 contender. Are you ready to take on a 7” 500lbs wrecking machine?
Jacob: I am ready for anything that Neanderthal can throw at me.
Heyman: You better be careful what you ask for Prince, Bruce just might throw a Buick at you. (All 3 men chuckle)
Jacob: Let’s not wait for Sunday! Get in this ring right now and we will see who gets hit with a…eh…(in disgust) Buick!
Bruce: You little twerp! I am going to rip off your head and shove it so far up your ass you will be licking your own neck.
Heyman and Raven look at Bruce like he is nuts.
Cyrus: What did he say?
Styles: Just let it go Cyrus. You don’t want to get him mad.
Heyman: I have a better idea. How about a tag team match You and your man-servant against the ECW’s Champions.
Styles: WOW what a match that is going to be!
Cyrus: It’s going to be a preview of PATRIOT GAMES right here…TONIGHT!!!
--- commercial ---
[glow=red,2,300]WRATH VS BALLS MAHONEY[/glow]
Styles: Don’t expect to see much technical wrestling in this match.
Cyrus: Going to be more like chair shots and broken tables.
Styles: I’m sure Heyman sent Balls out here to soften Wrath up for Mike Awesome. Awesome is going to want Wrath at less than 100% for their TLC match at PATRIOT GAMES.
The Match quickly goes to the ringside area. Balls takes Wrath down with a kick. Balls back in the ring. He chokeslams Wrath, but only a two count. Wrath rolls out of the ring and then starts tossing stuff in. Like a couple chairs and the ring steps. Wrath back in. He grabs a chair and starts pounding Balls with it. Wrath makes a cover but Balls kicks out at 2. Wrath with another chair shot. Instead of making the cover he goes for the ring steps.
Styles: This doesn’t look good for Balls.
Wrath is about to smash the steps into Balls’ head when Balls swings one of the chairs, smashing it into the steps. The steps slam back into Wrath’s head.
Styles: What a move!
Cyrus: A move?! That was more like self defense.
Balls picks up Wrath.
Styles: A Northren Lights Suplex! Balls gets the pin.
Cyrus: Looks like Awesome wants him softened up some more, because here he comes with a table.
Awesome sets the table up outside the ring. Balls Mahoney then tosses Wrath to the outside. Awesome and Wrath are brawling outside for awhile. Balls grabs a chair and blasts Wrath over the head with it. Awesome is now on the ring apron. Balls helps get Wrath up there too.
Styles: He is going to do more than soften him up Cyrus, he is going to put Wrath out for this Sunday.
Awesome sets him up for a powerbomb.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!! He just powerbombed Wrath through the table!! Wrath is dead!!
Cyrus: If he makes it to PATRIOT GAMES it will be a miracle.
EMTs are checking on Wrath.
-in the back-
The XCW Tag Team Champions are with Stacy Carter.
Stacy: Spite, Anger last time we talked you mentioned a Great War…how is that going?
Anger: HOW IS THAT GOING?! It is a never ending battle! Don’t you get it? Don’t you read the Bible?
Spite: Never mind her Anger, she is a lost cause. Tonight the team calling themselves…OLD SCHOOL, will try and take these from us (points to his tag belt). But they have never faced the power of RAGE. You see these two mortals are about to wage war against Warriors of the Great War. The souls of heros past flow through our bodies. Men like Alexander the Great, Julius Caeser, & Achilles. They will not allow us to lose, not allow us to fail in our mission. So Old School be prepared. We are about to make you LEGENDS!
The Demons of Rage walk off.
-in the arena-
Cyrus: I think some one better call Torrance State Hospital…two of their patients are loose.
--- commercial ---
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
DEMONS OF RAGE (C) VS OLD SCHOOL[/glow]
Styles: Old School really want these titles back.
Cyrus: But I’m sure Dreamer and Sandman will have a say in that. After all they were robbed of the titles.
Styles: True. I’m sure Heyman has some thing under his hat….I was just handed this note. Paul Heyman says he will have a huge announcement about the Tag Titles and concerning PATRIOT GAMES.
Spite quickly takes Corino down with a big boot. Spite has Corino up for a back suplex, but Corino reverses it into a face buster. Spite tags in Anger. Anger is overpowering Corino. Whips Corino into the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Spite hands Anger a sledge hammer. He is ramming it into Corino’s stomach. Hits a back suplex. Anger has a chair. He jams it into Corino’s gut and then DDTs Corino onto the chair and gets the pin.
Cyrus: Those nuts just dominated Old School. They are monsters.
Just then Paul Heyman’s music hits and he comes to the ramp.
Styles: This must be the big announcement.
Heyman: First of all let me congratulate you on another dominating victory. But his Sunday you will defend your titles once again. Only this time it will be inside the Terror Dome (Elimination Chamber)!
Crowd goes crazy!!!
Styles: What an announcement!!
Heyman: And your opponents will be…Old School…and…Sandman & Dreamer!
Just then Dreamer & Sandman come out of the crowd and attack both teams. Dreamer takes out Old School with shots from a Kendo Stick. The Demons are getting the better of Sandman, until Dreamer nails the Tag Team Champions with stiff chair shots. Team ECW stands over al 4 men holding the belts high.
Styles: This is going to be a war.
Cyrus: Maybe this is the GREAT WAR The Demons were talking about.
-in the back-
A strange masked man walks into the arena carrying a stack of papers under his arm. Everyone gets out of his way. He stops a stage hand.
Masked Man: Where is the boss’s office?
Stage hand: The boss?
Masked Man: Yes the B-O-S-S! Who runs this place?
Stage hand: It…it’s Paul Heyman. His office is right down there.
He points at the end of the hall.
Masked man: Thanks
He walks towards the office.
--- commercial ---
The Masked Man is seen backstage, heading towards Paul Heyman’s office. He pauses, looks toward a camera following him, lowers himself, almost ready to strike...but then raises his arms in a taunt as the fans cheer and he busts into the office. Heyman begins to protest, but The Ace calms him down, once again smiling to the camera.
Masked Man: I’m the Ace Of Spades. Like it or not...and hell...I think the fans like it, I’m going to make my mark around here. Here’s my resume, Read it.
He says as he slams a stack of papers on his desk.
Heyman looks over them.
Heyman: I just happen to have an opening in the next match since Samoa Joe quit. Show me something and you just might walk out of here with a contract.
[glow=red,2,300]EVAN KARAGIAS VS THE ACE OF SPADES[/glow]
Styles: Well I’ll give this kid some credit, he’s got balls. Now let’s see if he can walk the walk.
Cyrus: That’s for sure. I mean how many people can just come in here and tell Paul Heyman that he wants a job.
Styles: Well we are about to see what he has.
Ace’s music starts…
Cyrus: So where is he?
Suddenly he springs up out of the stage.
Cyrus: WHOLLY CRAP!!! Where did he come from?!
Styles: I’m not sure but that was one way to make a big entrance.
Evan jumps over the top rope to attack Ace before he gets to the ring. Ace catches him and slams him to the arena floor. Ace whips Evan into the ringside barrier. Evan is up and swings at Ace. Ace blocks the right hand and lands one of his own. Evan tries another and its blocked again. Ace lands another right hand. Ace of Spades whips Evan back into the ring. Evan quickly climbs the tunbuckles before Ace is in the ring. He leaps off nd lands a double axe handle. Evan whips Ace into the ring post. Evan Karagias is playing to the crowd. Ace is up and rushes at Karagias. Evan sees him coming and turns and powerslams Ace. Evan has control outside the ring. Ace of Spades starts a comeback when he reverses Karagias’ irish whip attempt. Karagias smashes into the ring post. After brawling around outside the ring for a bit, Karagias whips Ace into the ringpost again. But before Ace could hit the ground, evan hits a swinging neck breaker on Ace. Finally back in the ring, Evan whipped Ace into the turnbuckle. Evan goes out and grabs a chair. He blasts Ace of Spades. Ace kicks out at one.
Styles: I can’t believe the punishment this guy can take.
Ace takes Evan down and quickly slaps on an inverted figure four.
Cyrus: He calls that move the Black Ace. It looks like he is going to break his leg.
Karagias reaches the ropes and Ace leaves off the hold.
Styles: Karagias is lucky he reached that rope. But what effect will that move have on him the rest of this match?
Ace whips Evan into the turnbuckle and follows in with a big clothesline. Evan is stumbling. Ace has him set up for the finish.
Styles: ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!
Cyrus: He calls that his Crash Landing! And now I see why. Evan’s future just crashed and burned!
-in the back-
Strangler and Bludmoone are in their locker room.
Strangler: Dragonfyre is back! Why? How? We saw him die…atleast I thought he was dead.
Bludmoone: Maybe he is pissed because we had that guy pretend to be an evil him. I mean we ruined his name.
Strangler: Well what about the Order of Light? They had a fake Dragonfyre also.
Bludmoone: Are you sure he was a fake?
Strangler: He..He had to be. Didn’t He?
--- commercial ---
Styles: This is incredible Cyrus. I was just informed that two other wrestlers are going to debut tonight. And one of them is coming out to the ring next.
Cyrus: This truly is the place to be Joey.
Styles: If this keeps up, Heyman may have to make some cuts.
Cyrus: Hopefully he’ll fire you.
Just then an eiree organ music plays and a tall man dressed in a black trenchcoat, a large rim black hat and dark sunglasses. He slowly stalks his way to the ring.
Styles: As far as I know Cyrus this guy’s name is…THE MINISTER.
Cyrus: Minister huh? Better keep all the little boys from ringside, Joey.
Minister is in the ring and has a microphone.
Minister: The sands of time are running out and I must have an opponent. So I need a challenger, anybody come and fight me so bring it on. For today will be the day you pass from this world.
Cyrus: Well this guy doesn’t waste time.
Berlyn runs out to the ring.
Styles: Looks like he has an opponent Cyrus.
[glow=red,2,300]BERLYN VS THE MINISTER[/glow]
They are exchanging words. Berlyn takes Minister down with aright hand. Berlyn outside and grabs a chair. Back inside, Berlyn attempts to hit Minister with the steel chair, but Minister catches Berlyn by the throat and Chokeslams him.
Styles: This guy is incredible. If all of XCW’s new recruits are like this, we are going to skyrocket to the top.
Berlyn kicks out. Minister hits a lariat. Berlyn with a lowblow. Berlyn with a series of chops and then whips Minister across the ring. No he holds on and delivers a knee lift. Minister is down. Berlyn is playing to the crowd. Minister gets back up to his feet. He clotheslines Berlyn from behind. He puts Berlyn’s head between his legs and lifts Berlyn into the air.
Styles: Here it is Cyrus…LAST RIGHTS!!! 1…2…3!!
Just then “The only card I need is the Ace Of Spades” is heard through out the arena.
Cyrus: Now what is going on?
The Ace Of Spades jumps out of the ground and appears on the runway.
Styles: What is he doing back out here? He already won his match!
He does a number #1 taunt as he makes his way to the ring, pausing at the center to stare into the eyes of the minister.
Ace: The Minister?... Another Jehovah's Witness? I mean, come on, you guys can come to my door, but coming into MY ring? Thats just asking for a beatdown.
Ace goes to shake a few hands at the side as he jumps into the ring and stares into the eyes of The Minister.
Ace: Let me recite my own prayer…
Oh Jesus, Lord of Turds, I pray to you to ask that your little "Minister" here, lose no more than his pride when we meet in the ring, and he sacrifices himself for you. I will try my best to not break any bones, as that, like your subjects stupidity, cannot be fixed.
The crowd screams at this as The Ace Of Spades plays once more. The Ace taunts once more as he starts to back away to the ramp.
Cyrus: I hope this guy knows what he is getting himself into.
Styles: Well Cyrus we still have one more debut tonight and also the big main event.
Cyrus: And don’t forget Prometheus is in action as well.
Styles: Come right back folks you don’t want t o miss one minute.
--- commercial ---
-in the back-
A dark room, we see a man in a red suit with his back to the camera.
Man in Red: Don’t worry about him. He is nothing…he is a ghost. He has no power over you. Let those fools in the Ministry worry about him. They are truly the ones he is after. You were once his friend, his partner, HIS BROTHER! You know his strength…his weakness! Go my son. Go with no fear. Go and spread our message. Go Prometheus…Go and destroy all in our way.
Prometheus walks out of the room in a new outfit. The man turns around and it is Father James Mitchell!
-at the announce area-
Styles: The Sinister Minister has aligned himself with Prometheus? What was he talking about? What message?
Cyrus: I guess we will have to wait and see.
Styles: I just got word from the back, The Minister will take on The Ace of Spade at PATRIOT GAMES.
Cyrus: What an announcement. After seeing that confrontation earlier, that match up is going to explode.
Styles: This last wrestler to debut is really going to have to step it up here in XCW.
Cyrus: Looks like we are about to see how good this guy is.
Smoke comes flowing all around the arena. Soon "Our Time" begins to play in the arena as a figure comes out of the smoke and makes his way to the ring.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!! IT’S D-KILL!!!!!
Cyrus:D-Who?
Styles: D-Kill! He was a former Tap Out Champion in VWE, now he is here. D-Kill is in XCW. What a coup! What a signing by Paul Heyman.
D-Kill: Well in case any of you low life hicks don't know me then let me introduce myself. I'm D-Kill. The best thing that happened to this industry and the entire world ever! I'm one of the most succesful wrestlers in the entire planet. I made money for all of the organizations I've been in! I drew the ratings! I sold out arenas! I made ppvs have high buy rate. I'm the whole f**king show! You see. I've have a great win-loss record in single matches. It will be a short time before I have gold around my waist! I bet that nobody in the back can beat me 1-on-1! Lets face it. D-Kill is bigger than wrestling all together! Now I'm making a challenge to anyone in the back to fight me, 1-on-1, at the next show! Now you should realize that whoever accepts my challenge is going to feel the wrath of yours truly, ME! Hey when I whip the nuts out of whoever accepts the challenge and nail the D-Factor (which for those who are too f**king slow to know is a ddt into a facebuster) you'll be knocked the f**k out for the 3 count. Now get ready because D-Kill is coming and there is nothing that anybody can do about it! Now I am issuing a challenge to the world Heavyweight champion. I want a title shot ho and I want it at next week on Xtreme Warfare!
Styles: He isn’t wasting any time is he?
Cyrus: I like this guy, Joey. He knows what he wants and is going right after it.
Styles: And if anyone can walk right in here and knock off Bruce the Giant, it’s D-Kill.
-in the back-
Stacy Carter is with Bruce, Raven, & Heyman.
Stacy: We just heard D-Kill challenge who ever wins the Main Event at PATRIOT GAMES.
Heyman: I don’t know who this D-Kill is, but I didn’t hire him! There is no way he is getting a title shot next week!
Stacy: If you didn’t hire him, then how did he get in here and get air time?
Heyman: I’m not sure and I don’t have time to deal with knats like D-Kill. I have bigger bugs to swat, and tonight my Champions swat the biggest bugs in this company.
Paul starts to walk off.
Heyman: Come on boys.
-in the arena-
Cyrus: What Is going on here Joey? If Heyman didn’t hire D-Kill, how did he get in here?
Styles: I’m not sure, Cyrus, but we have a match to call. Fartboy is already in the ring.
Cyrus: And here comes his opponent.
[glow=red,2,300]"FARTBOY” DeWAYNE CULPEPPER VS PROMETHEUS w/Father James Mitchell[/glow]
Dewayne shoves Prometheus, he shrugs it off. Fartboy shoves him again. Once again he shrugs it off. This time Fartboy lands a stiff right hand and Prometheus falls to the mat. DeWayne goes to the top rope. He jumps and tries to land a big stomp, but Prometheus rolls out to the arena floor. Fartboy out after him. Prometheus dropkicks Fartboy in the back. Back in the ring now. DeWayne uses a drop toe hold on Prometheus. Fartboy rolls out and grabs a broom handle and begins to bash Prometheus with it. Prometheus shrugs them off. He has the broom handle now. He chokes Fartboy with it. Prometheus hits a Flatliner, but Fartboy is out at 2. Prometheus hits a second Flatliner. He only gets a 2 count when Fatboy, DeWayne’s brother breaks up the count.
Styles: I thought I smelled something.
Cyrus: Prometheus is going to have his hands full now.
The ref forces Fatboy out of the ring. Fartboy whips Prometheus into a turnbuckle. He follows that up with a clothesline. DeWayne then whips Prometheus into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam. Prometheus kicks out at 2. He grabs the broomstick and nails Fartboy in the head. Prometheus then grabs a chair and waits for DeWayne to get up. After several seconds Fartboy gets up. Prometheus goes for the chairshot, but Fartboy delivers a dropkick to the chair. The chair is forced back into Prometheus’ face. Fartboy went for a belly-to-back suplex, but Prometheus escapes and hit his own suplex. Both men back to their feet. Prometheus hits a low blow. And then picks fartboy up on to his shoulder.
Styles: Here it is…FIRE FROM HEAVEN!!!! 1…2…3!
Cyrus: That was a great match Joey.
Styles: It was pretty good, but great? I don’t think so. Wait a minute! What Is that?
Strangler & Bludmoone descend from the rafters and are on Prometheus before he knows what happened. All 3 men were brawling when suddenly Dragonfyre’s music blares and the cloaked figure walks out to the entrance ramp. They all stop to see what is going on. Dragonfyre speaks…
Dragonfyre: This Sunday, PATRIOT GAMES, The time has come for the Ministry of the Flame and the Order of the Light to be extinguished. Strangler, my born enemy; Prometheus my brother in spirit; I call upon you to meet me in the arena of combat. Three shall enter; one shall leave!
He turns and walks away as we go to commercial
--- commercial ---
Styles: PATRIOT GAMES is quickly shaping up to be a “Can’t Miss” pay-per-view.
Cyrus: If wasn’t going to be there, I’d pay to see it.
Styles: It’s time for the main event and this one should be an instant classic.
Cyrus: I just hope it isn’t over in an instant. If Bruce hits Prince Jacob with that chokebomb it could ALL be over for Von Tratten.
[glow=red,2,300]JACOB VON TRATTEN & GEOFFREY VS BRUCE THE GIANT & RAVEN w/Paul Heyman[/glow]
Jacob and Raven start the match. Raven throws a Kendo stick into the ring. Raven with a Lou Thesz press. Raven using the Kendo stick on the Prince. Jacob backed against the ropes. Jacob backdrops Raven over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Jacob out after him. Raven slams the Prince on the ring steps. Geoffrey runs over and grabs Raven. They are brawling. Bruce and Heyman are double teaming Jacob. Bruce powerslams Prince Jacob on the arena floor. Raven and Geoffrey are brawling in the ring while Bruce is still pummeling Jacob outside the ring. All 5 men brawling outside now.
Styles: The ref needs to get control of this match. If this is what PATRIOT GAMES is going to be like, you can’t miss it!
Cyrus: If these guys aren’t careful, THEY will miss PATRIOT GAMES.
Jacob and Raven are finally back in the ring. Jacob goes for a Lariat, but misses. He turns to find Raven.
Styles: RAVEN EFFECT!!!! 1…2…3!!! It’s over! Raven got the pin! We’re out of time! Make sure to join us on SUNDAY for PATRIOT GAMES!!!!
Styles: Welcome everyone to E…C…W!!!!
Crowd erupts as the opening plays. When the show returns Styles & Cyrus are at the announce position.
Cyrus: What a night we have tonight Joey. Less than one week away from PATRIOT GAMES and we have a new wrestler debuting tonight…The Minister.
Styles: And don’t forget the XCW Tag titles are up for grabs, as Old School tries to regain the belts from the Demons of Rage.
Cyrus: Plus what is going to happen tonight? Dragonfyre indeed return last week, but whose side is he on?
Styles: If his actions last week are any indication, I’d say his own side.
Just then a Royal Trumpet sounds and a Royal Orator comes to the entrance ramp…
Orator: Ladies & Gentlemen, please stand in respect of the Royal Prince of Halifar…His Royal Highness, Jacob Von Tratten!
The Prince walks out flanked by Geoffrey, the Head of Royal Security. He gets in the ring and Geoffrey hands him a microphone. Prince thanks him.
Jacob: Thank you all for such a warm welcome. (crowd boos) I just wanted to come out here so everyone can have a good look at the next XCW Champion. This Sunday, at PATRIOT GAMES, I will help this pathetic country celebrate it’s independence by freeing the XCW Title from the waist of that smelly, disgusting, no talent, giant.
Just then the ECW theme sounds and out walks Paul Heyman. He has the XCW Champion, Bruce the Giant, at his right and Raven, the XCW International Champion, at his left.
Heyman: (clapping his hands) I wanted to congratulate you Prince. That was a masterful job you did last week, pinning Strangler after Prometheus beat him up for you.
Jacob: I didn’t need any help from that masked freak!
Heyman: Of course you didn’t. But nun-the-less, here you are the #1 contender. Are you ready to take on a 7” 500lbs wrecking machine?
Jacob: I am ready for anything that Neanderthal can throw at me.
Heyman: You better be careful what you ask for Prince, Bruce just might throw a Buick at you. (All 3 men chuckle)
Jacob: Let’s not wait for Sunday! Get in this ring right now and we will see who gets hit with a…eh…(in disgust) Buick!
Bruce: You little twerp! I am going to rip off your head and shove it so far up your ass you will be licking your own neck.
Heyman and Raven look at Bruce like he is nuts.
Cyrus: What did he say?
Styles: Just let it go Cyrus. You don’t want to get him mad.
Heyman: I have a better idea. How about a tag team match You and your man-servant against the ECW’s Champions.
Styles: WOW what a match that is going to be!
Cyrus: It’s going to be a preview of PATRIOT GAMES right here…TONIGHT!!!
--- commercial ---
[glow=red,2,300]WRATH VS BALLS MAHONEY[/glow]
Styles: Don’t expect to see much technical wrestling in this match.
Cyrus: Going to be more like chair shots and broken tables.
Styles: I’m sure Heyman sent Balls out here to soften Wrath up for Mike Awesome. Awesome is going to want Wrath at less than 100% for their TLC match at PATRIOT GAMES.
The Match quickly goes to the ringside area. Balls takes Wrath down with a kick. Balls back in the ring. He chokeslams Wrath, but only a two count. Wrath rolls out of the ring and then starts tossing stuff in. Like a couple chairs and the ring steps. Wrath back in. He grabs a chair and starts pounding Balls with it. Wrath makes a cover but Balls kicks out at 2. Wrath with another chair shot. Instead of making the cover he goes for the ring steps.
Styles: This doesn’t look good for Balls.
Wrath is about to smash the steps into Balls’ head when Balls swings one of the chairs, smashing it into the steps. The steps slam back into Wrath’s head.
Styles: What a move!
Cyrus: A move?! That was more like self defense.
Balls picks up Wrath.
Styles: A Northren Lights Suplex! Balls gets the pin.
Cyrus: Looks like Awesome wants him softened up some more, because here he comes with a table.
Awesome sets the table up outside the ring. Balls Mahoney then tosses Wrath to the outside. Awesome and Wrath are brawling outside for awhile. Balls grabs a chair and blasts Wrath over the head with it. Awesome is now on the ring apron. Balls helps get Wrath up there too.
Styles: He is going to do more than soften him up Cyrus, he is going to put Wrath out for this Sunday.
Awesome sets him up for a powerbomb.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!! He just powerbombed Wrath through the table!! Wrath is dead!!
Cyrus: If he makes it to PATRIOT GAMES it will be a miracle.
EMTs are checking on Wrath.
-in the back-
The XCW Tag Team Champions are with Stacy Carter.
Stacy: Spite, Anger last time we talked you mentioned a Great War…how is that going?
Anger: HOW IS THAT GOING?! It is a never ending battle! Don’t you get it? Don’t you read the Bible?
Spite: Never mind her Anger, she is a lost cause. Tonight the team calling themselves…OLD SCHOOL, will try and take these from us (points to his tag belt). But they have never faced the power of RAGE. You see these two mortals are about to wage war against Warriors of the Great War. The souls of heros past flow through our bodies. Men like Alexander the Great, Julius Caeser, & Achilles. They will not allow us to lose, not allow us to fail in our mission. So Old School be prepared. We are about to make you LEGENDS!
The Demons of Rage walk off.
-in the arena-
Cyrus: I think some one better call Torrance State Hospital…two of their patients are loose.
--- commercial ---
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
DEMONS OF RAGE (C) VS OLD SCHOOL[/glow]
Styles: Old School really want these titles back.
Cyrus: But I’m sure Dreamer and Sandman will have a say in that. After all they were robbed of the titles.
Styles: True. I’m sure Heyman has some thing under his hat….I was just handed this note. Paul Heyman says he will have a huge announcement about the Tag Titles and concerning PATRIOT GAMES.
Spite quickly takes Corino down with a big boot. Spite has Corino up for a back suplex, but Corino reverses it into a face buster. Spite tags in Anger. Anger is overpowering Corino. Whips Corino into the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Spite hands Anger a sledge hammer. He is ramming it into Corino’s stomach. Hits a back suplex. Anger has a chair. He jams it into Corino’s gut and then DDTs Corino onto the chair and gets the pin.
Cyrus: Those nuts just dominated Old School. They are monsters.
Just then Paul Heyman’s music hits and he comes to the ramp.
Styles: This must be the big announcement.
Heyman: First of all let me congratulate you on another dominating victory. But his Sunday you will defend your titles once again. Only this time it will be inside the Terror Dome (Elimination Chamber)!
Crowd goes crazy!!!
Styles: What an announcement!!
Heyman: And your opponents will be…Old School…and…Sandman & Dreamer!
Just then Dreamer & Sandman come out of the crowd and attack both teams. Dreamer takes out Old School with shots from a Kendo Stick. The Demons are getting the better of Sandman, until Dreamer nails the Tag Team Champions with stiff chair shots. Team ECW stands over al 4 men holding the belts high.
Styles: This is going to be a war.
Cyrus: Maybe this is the GREAT WAR The Demons were talking about.
-in the back-
A strange masked man walks into the arena carrying a stack of papers under his arm. Everyone gets out of his way. He stops a stage hand.
Masked Man: Where is the boss’s office?
Stage hand: The boss?
Masked Man: Yes the B-O-S-S! Who runs this place?
Stage hand: It…it’s Paul Heyman. His office is right down there.
He points at the end of the hall.
Masked man: Thanks
He walks towards the office.
--- commercial ---
The Masked Man is seen backstage, heading towards Paul Heyman’s office. He pauses, looks toward a camera following him, lowers himself, almost ready to strike...but then raises his arms in a taunt as the fans cheer and he busts into the office. Heyman begins to protest, but The Ace calms him down, once again smiling to the camera.
Masked Man: I’m the Ace Of Spades. Like it or not...and hell...I think the fans like it, I’m going to make my mark around here. Here’s my resume, Read it.
He says as he slams a stack of papers on his desk.
Heyman looks over them.
Heyman: I just happen to have an opening in the next match since Samoa Joe quit. Show me something and you just might walk out of here with a contract.
[glow=red,2,300]EVAN KARAGIAS VS THE ACE OF SPADES[/glow]
Styles: Well I’ll give this kid some credit, he’s got balls. Now let’s see if he can walk the walk.
Cyrus: That’s for sure. I mean how many people can just come in here and tell Paul Heyman that he wants a job.
Styles: Well we are about to see what he has.
Ace’s music starts…
Cyrus: So where is he?
Suddenly he springs up out of the stage.
Cyrus: WHOLLY CRAP!!! Where did he come from?!
Styles: I’m not sure but that was one way to make a big entrance.
Evan jumps over the top rope to attack Ace before he gets to the ring. Ace catches him and slams him to the arena floor. Ace whips Evan into the ringside barrier. Evan is up and swings at Ace. Ace blocks the right hand and lands one of his own. Evan tries another and its blocked again. Ace lands another right hand. Ace of Spades whips Evan back into the ring. Evan quickly climbs the tunbuckles before Ace is in the ring. He leaps off nd lands a double axe handle. Evan whips Ace into the ring post. Evan Karagias is playing to the crowd. Ace is up and rushes at Karagias. Evan sees him coming and turns and powerslams Ace. Evan has control outside the ring. Ace of Spades starts a comeback when he reverses Karagias’ irish whip attempt. Karagias smashes into the ring post. After brawling around outside the ring for a bit, Karagias whips Ace into the ringpost again. But before Ace could hit the ground, evan hits a swinging neck breaker on Ace. Finally back in the ring, Evan whipped Ace into the turnbuckle. Evan goes out and grabs a chair. He blasts Ace of Spades. Ace kicks out at one.
Styles: I can’t believe the punishment this guy can take.
Ace takes Evan down and quickly slaps on an inverted figure four.
Cyrus: He calls that move the Black Ace. It looks like he is going to break his leg.
Karagias reaches the ropes and Ace leaves off the hold.
Styles: Karagias is lucky he reached that rope. But what effect will that move have on him the rest of this match?
Ace whips Evan into the turnbuckle and follows in with a big clothesline. Evan is stumbling. Ace has him set up for the finish.
Styles: ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!
Cyrus: He calls that his Crash Landing! And now I see why. Evan’s future just crashed and burned!
-in the back-
Strangler and Bludmoone are in their locker room.
Strangler: Dragonfyre is back! Why? How? We saw him die…atleast I thought he was dead.
Bludmoone: Maybe he is pissed because we had that guy pretend to be an evil him. I mean we ruined his name.
Strangler: Well what about the Order of Light? They had a fake Dragonfyre also.
Bludmoone: Are you sure he was a fake?
Strangler: He..He had to be. Didn’t He?
--- commercial ---
Styles: This is incredible Cyrus. I was just informed that two other wrestlers are going to debut tonight. And one of them is coming out to the ring next.
Cyrus: This truly is the place to be Joey.
Styles: If this keeps up, Heyman may have to make some cuts.
Cyrus: Hopefully he’ll fire you.
Just then an eiree organ music plays and a tall man dressed in a black trenchcoat, a large rim black hat and dark sunglasses. He slowly stalks his way to the ring.
Styles: As far as I know Cyrus this guy’s name is…THE MINISTER.
Cyrus: Minister huh? Better keep all the little boys from ringside, Joey.
Minister is in the ring and has a microphone.
Minister: The sands of time are running out and I must have an opponent. So I need a challenger, anybody come and fight me so bring it on. For today will be the day you pass from this world.
Cyrus: Well this guy doesn’t waste time.
Berlyn runs out to the ring.
Styles: Looks like he has an opponent Cyrus.
[glow=red,2,300]BERLYN VS THE MINISTER[/glow]
They are exchanging words. Berlyn takes Minister down with aright hand. Berlyn outside and grabs a chair. Back inside, Berlyn attempts to hit Minister with the steel chair, but Minister catches Berlyn by the throat and Chokeslams him.
Styles: This guy is incredible. If all of XCW’s new recruits are like this, we are going to skyrocket to the top.
Berlyn kicks out. Minister hits a lariat. Berlyn with a lowblow. Berlyn with a series of chops and then whips Minister across the ring. No he holds on and delivers a knee lift. Minister is down. Berlyn is playing to the crowd. Minister gets back up to his feet. He clotheslines Berlyn from behind. He puts Berlyn’s head between his legs and lifts Berlyn into the air.
Styles: Here it is Cyrus…LAST RIGHTS!!! 1…2…3!!
Just then “The only card I need is the Ace Of Spades” is heard through out the arena.
Cyrus: Now what is going on?
The Ace Of Spades jumps out of the ground and appears on the runway.
Styles: What is he doing back out here? He already won his match!
He does a number #1 taunt as he makes his way to the ring, pausing at the center to stare into the eyes of the minister.
Ace: The Minister?... Another Jehovah's Witness? I mean, come on, you guys can come to my door, but coming into MY ring? Thats just asking for a beatdown.
Ace goes to shake a few hands at the side as he jumps into the ring and stares into the eyes of The Minister.
Ace: Let me recite my own prayer…
Oh Jesus, Lord of Turds, I pray to you to ask that your little "Minister" here, lose no more than his pride when we meet in the ring, and he sacrifices himself for you. I will try my best to not break any bones, as that, like your subjects stupidity, cannot be fixed.
The crowd screams at this as The Ace Of Spades plays once more. The Ace taunts once more as he starts to back away to the ramp.
Cyrus: I hope this guy knows what he is getting himself into.
Styles: Well Cyrus we still have one more debut tonight and also the big main event.
Cyrus: And don’t forget Prometheus is in action as well.
Styles: Come right back folks you don’t want t o miss one minute.
--- commercial ---
-in the back-
A dark room, we see a man in a red suit with his back to the camera.
Man in Red: Don’t worry about him. He is nothing…he is a ghost. He has no power over you. Let those fools in the Ministry worry about him. They are truly the ones he is after. You were once his friend, his partner, HIS BROTHER! You know his strength…his weakness! Go my son. Go with no fear. Go and spread our message. Go Prometheus…Go and destroy all in our way.
Prometheus walks out of the room in a new outfit. The man turns around and it is Father James Mitchell!
-at the announce area-
Styles: The Sinister Minister has aligned himself with Prometheus? What was he talking about? What message?
Cyrus: I guess we will have to wait and see.
Styles: I just got word from the back, The Minister will take on The Ace of Spade at PATRIOT GAMES.
Cyrus: What an announcement. After seeing that confrontation earlier, that match up is going to explode.
Styles: This last wrestler to debut is really going to have to step it up here in XCW.
Cyrus: Looks like we are about to see how good this guy is.
Smoke comes flowing all around the arena. Soon "Our Time" begins to play in the arena as a figure comes out of the smoke and makes his way to the ring.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!! IT’S D-KILL!!!!!
Cyrus:D-Who?
Styles: D-Kill! He was a former Tap Out Champion in VWE, now he is here. D-Kill is in XCW. What a coup! What a signing by Paul Heyman.
D-Kill: Well in case any of you low life hicks don't know me then let me introduce myself. I'm D-Kill. The best thing that happened to this industry and the entire world ever! I'm one of the most succesful wrestlers in the entire planet. I made money for all of the organizations I've been in! I drew the ratings! I sold out arenas! I made ppvs have high buy rate. I'm the whole f**king show! You see. I've have a great win-loss record in single matches. It will be a short time before I have gold around my waist! I bet that nobody in the back can beat me 1-on-1! Lets face it. D-Kill is bigger than wrestling all together! Now I'm making a challenge to anyone in the back to fight me, 1-on-1, at the next show! Now you should realize that whoever accepts my challenge is going to feel the wrath of yours truly, ME! Hey when I whip the nuts out of whoever accepts the challenge and nail the D-Factor (which for those who are too f**king slow to know is a ddt into a facebuster) you'll be knocked the f**k out for the 3 count. Now get ready because D-Kill is coming and there is nothing that anybody can do about it! Now I am issuing a challenge to the world Heavyweight champion. I want a title shot ho and I want it at next week on Xtreme Warfare!
Styles: He isn’t wasting any time is he?
Cyrus: I like this guy, Joey. He knows what he wants and is going right after it.
Styles: And if anyone can walk right in here and knock off Bruce the Giant, it’s D-Kill.
-in the back-
Stacy Carter is with Bruce, Raven, & Heyman.
Stacy: We just heard D-Kill challenge who ever wins the Main Event at PATRIOT GAMES.
Heyman: I don’t know who this D-Kill is, but I didn’t hire him! There is no way he is getting a title shot next week!
Stacy: If you didn’t hire him, then how did he get in here and get air time?
Heyman: I’m not sure and I don’t have time to deal with knats like D-Kill. I have bigger bugs to swat, and tonight my Champions swat the biggest bugs in this company.
Paul starts to walk off.
Heyman: Come on boys.
-in the arena-
Cyrus: What Is going on here Joey? If Heyman didn’t hire D-Kill, how did he get in here?
Styles: I’m not sure, Cyrus, but we have a match to call. Fartboy is already in the ring.
Cyrus: And here comes his opponent.
[glow=red,2,300]"FARTBOY” DeWAYNE CULPEPPER VS PROMETHEUS w/Father James Mitchell[/glow]
Dewayne shoves Prometheus, he shrugs it off. Fartboy shoves him again. Once again he shrugs it off. This time Fartboy lands a stiff right hand and Prometheus falls to the mat. DeWayne goes to the top rope. He jumps and tries to land a big stomp, but Prometheus rolls out to the arena floor. Fartboy out after him. Prometheus dropkicks Fartboy in the back. Back in the ring now. DeWayne uses a drop toe hold on Prometheus. Fartboy rolls out and grabs a broom handle and begins to bash Prometheus with it. Prometheus shrugs them off. He has the broom handle now. He chokes Fartboy with it. Prometheus hits a Flatliner, but Fartboy is out at 2. Prometheus hits a second Flatliner. He only gets a 2 count when Fatboy, DeWayne’s brother breaks up the count.
Styles: I thought I smelled something.
Cyrus: Prometheus is going to have his hands full now.
The ref forces Fatboy out of the ring. Fartboy whips Prometheus into a turnbuckle. He follows that up with a clothesline. DeWayne then whips Prometheus into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam. Prometheus kicks out at 2. He grabs the broomstick and nails Fartboy in the head. Prometheus then grabs a chair and waits for DeWayne to get up. After several seconds Fartboy gets up. Prometheus goes for the chairshot, but Fartboy delivers a dropkick to the chair. The chair is forced back into Prometheus’ face. Fartboy went for a belly-to-back suplex, but Prometheus escapes and hit his own suplex. Both men back to their feet. Prometheus hits a low blow. And then picks fartboy up on to his shoulder.
Styles: Here it is…FIRE FROM HEAVEN!!!! 1…2…3!
Cyrus: That was a great match Joey.
Styles: It was pretty good, but great? I don’t think so. Wait a minute! What Is that?
Strangler & Bludmoone descend from the rafters and are on Prometheus before he knows what happened. All 3 men were brawling when suddenly Dragonfyre’s music blares and the cloaked figure walks out to the entrance ramp. They all stop to see what is going on. Dragonfyre speaks…
Dragonfyre: This Sunday, PATRIOT GAMES, The time has come for the Ministry of the Flame and the Order of the Light to be extinguished. Strangler, my born enemy; Prometheus my brother in spirit; I call upon you to meet me in the arena of combat. Three shall enter; one shall leave!
He turns and walks away as we go to commercial
--- commercial ---
Styles: PATRIOT GAMES is quickly shaping up to be a “Can’t Miss” pay-per-view.
Cyrus: If wasn’t going to be there, I’d pay to see it.
Styles: It’s time for the main event and this one should be an instant classic.
Cyrus: I just hope it isn’t over in an instant. If Bruce hits Prince Jacob with that chokebomb it could ALL be over for Von Tratten.
[glow=red,2,300]JACOB VON TRATTEN & GEOFFREY VS BRUCE THE GIANT & RAVEN w/Paul Heyman[/glow]
Jacob and Raven start the match. Raven throws a Kendo stick into the ring. Raven with a Lou Thesz press. Raven using the Kendo stick on the Prince. Jacob backed against the ropes. Jacob backdrops Raven over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Jacob out after him. Raven slams the Prince on the ring steps. Geoffrey runs over and grabs Raven. They are brawling. Bruce and Heyman are double teaming Jacob. Bruce powerslams Prince Jacob on the arena floor. Raven and Geoffrey are brawling in the ring while Bruce is still pummeling Jacob outside the ring. All 5 men brawling outside now.
Styles: The ref needs to get control of this match. If this is what PATRIOT GAMES is going to be like, you can’t miss it!
Cyrus: If these guys aren’t careful, THEY will miss PATRIOT GAMES.
Jacob and Raven are finally back in the ring. Jacob goes for a Lariat, but misses. He turns to find Raven.
Styles: RAVEN EFFECT!!!! 1…2…3!!! It’s over! Raven got the pin! We’re out of time! Make sure to join us on SUNDAY for PATRIOT GAMES!!!!