Post by James Sims on Jun 16, 2005 16:28:04 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]XCW ECW: XTREME WARFARE
JUNE 15, 2005
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JUNE 15, 2005
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After a new opening we go to the arena where all of the XCW graphics are covered over by the ECW logo. Joey Styles is in the middle of the ring.
Styles: Hello everyone and WELCOME to ECW: EXTREME WARFARE!!!!
The ECW theme music starts to play. Suddenly out marches XCW Commissioner, Bull Buchanan.
Bull: STOP THE MUSIC!!! Stop it right NOW!!!! (he climbs into the ring) Joey, I don’t know what the hell you and Heyman are doing? But just because those Extremly Crappy Wrestlers beat Mr. Sims to within an inch of his life and is now laying in a coma in a hospital in Pittsburgh. In his absentce, I, the XCW commissioner, am incharge, not Paul Heyman.
Just then the ECW music starts again, and Paul Heyman walks out flanked by the XCW Tag Team Champions (Sandman & Dreamer).
Heyman: Hello Mr. Buchanan. You know I was looking over the XCW Charter this morning and noticed this little fact that Mr. Sims must have forget to change. It states that if the owner, Sims &/or Commissioner, that being you, are incapacitated during a broadcast that Paul E. Heyman will take over all functions until I, that being Mr. Sims can name a suitable replacement. So seeing as how Jim is in position to name his replacement I guess I’ll just have to hold down the store until he is better.
Sandman & Dreamer are laughing
Buchanan: That sounds all nice and good, Paul, but you forgot one thing…I am still here and able to do the job. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Heyman: Umm..No Bull, I’m sorry to BREAK yours.
Styles delivers a low blow to Buchanan and Dreamer & Sandman rush to the ring. Bull tries to fight them off, but soon enough they got the better of him. Sandman batters Bull with a Singapore Cane. Then Dreamer DDTs the XCW Commissioner onto a steel chair. Out walks Bruce the Giant. He grabs Buchanan and choke bombs Bull out of the ring and onto the exposed floor outside the ring. As EMTs looked after Bull, Paul addressed the fans and wrestlers alike.
Heyman: Welcome to the rebirth of Extreme Championship Wrestling!!! (mixed reaction from the crowd). Now don’t worry I am not changing tonights card in any way. And just to prove that I will not play favorites, Bruce will defend the XCW…I mean ECW champion against The XCW ICON…Prometheus!!
-----commercial break-----
Styles: Welcome back. It’s my pleasure to introduce my partner for tonight’s broadcast…Cyrus!
Cyrus: It’s about time some noticed my genious and brought me back to the announcers position, Joey.
Styles: It nice to see you again Cyrus.
Cyrus: This is a historic night Joey, not only am I back, but so is ECW!
Styles: That’s right Cyrus, and this is only the beginning. ECW is taking over!!!
[glow=red,2,300]XCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
VAMPIRO [c] VS LOW KI
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Cyrus: Low Ki is one of the most underrated & under-used wrestlers in the US.
Styles: That is true. In Japan, where Low Ki’s style fits better he is a huge star.
Cyrus: Joey, I think that is the first time I ever heard Low Ki and huge mentioned in the same sentence. Now Low Ki and midget is more likely.
The start of with a show of strength that Vampiro wins. But Low Ki quickly recovers and drop kicks Vampiro. Vampiro with a chair and throws it at Low Ki. Vampiro now blasts Low Ki with the chair. Only a 2 count. Low Ki gets 2 after a German suplex. Vampiro applying an arm bar, but Low Ki escapes. Now Vampiro reigning right hands on Low Ki. Low Ki is busted open. Vampiro sets up for the Nail in the Coffin.
Styles: No! Low Ki slips out the back…SUPER KICK!!!
Low Ki with the cover & the pin.
Cyrus: What luck, Joey. Vampiro was in total control in this match. That was a lucky kick by Low Ki.
Styles: I can almost guarantee that this isn’t over. Vampiro knows he had Low Ki beat, and most of all, Low Ki knows he was beat.
-in the back-
Mark Madden walks into the office of Paul Heyman. Heyman is on the phone.
Heyman: Ok Rob, I’ll see you on Thursday. (hangs up the phone) Ah…Mr. Madden, what can I do for you?
Madden: I noticed that you replaced me as announcer. So I was just wondering if I still had a job here or not?
Heyman: Of course, Mark. How could I get rid of a man of your talents?
Madden: Well…thanks Mr. Heyman. You actually think I have talent?
Heyman: Of course, look how f**king fat you are. You must know where all the best food is around here.
Madden: WHAT!?
Heyman: Yeah Mark. No go get me some dinner I’m straving.
Madden: I’m not your servant!!! I QUIT!!!
Madden turns and storms out.
Madden: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you leave…I don’t want to have to pay for a new one.
Madden stops, shoots an evil look at Heyman, then slams the door as he leaves.
----commercial----
[glow=red,2,300]EVAN KARAGIAS VS STEVE CORINO[/glow]
Cyrus: These ladies sure love Evan Karagias.
Styles: He is a good inring performer as well as long as he dosen’t sing.
They start off with a shoving contest. Corino then ducks behind and delivers a right hand to Evan’s head. Corino has him down on the mat. Corino to the outside. He grabs a chair. Karagias attempts a dive, but Corino is out of the way. Karagias crashes into the ring barrier as Corino gets back in the ring with the steel chair. Both men in the ring now. Corino nails Karagias in the back with the chair.
Cyrus: That shair shot sucked, Joey. You can throw a better on than the “Queen” of Old School.
Karagias back up and tries to back suplex Corimo. Corino out and delivers several punches. Karagias with the chair now and delivers a couple shots to Corino as he is lying on the mat. Corino hits s lowblow for the comeback and makes the cover.
Styles: What the hell is he doing out here?
Christian York slides into the ring and breaks up the count. He delivers a couple of right hands to Corino. Evan now in control. He goes to the top for a moonsault.
Cyrus: It looks like Corino is about to lose to a male model, Joey.
Styles: Serves him right for turning his back on his family.
Corino moves and Karagias crashes to the mat. Corino outside again & grabs a broom handle. Back in the ring, He swings it at Evan, but misses. Karagias takes him down with a drop kick and heads to the top again.
Styles: This match has gotten out of hand. Now CW Anderson is on his way out.
Cyrus: Is he Arn & Ole’s brother or cousin?
Styles: They are not even related! He is just a bland a boring wrestler that couldn’t think of his own gimmick so he stole someone else’s.
Anderson pushes Evan from the top rope. Corino with a drop kick, then a leg lariat. Corino whips Evan into a corner. Climbs to the second turnbuckle and reigns down rights.
Crowd: 1…2…3….4…5…6…7….8…9…
Cyrus: I can’t belive it! These brain dead, back water, rednecks actually know how to count.
Styles: Well at least to nine, they do.
Corino with a low blow on Evan. Corino goes for a pile driver, York in and drop kicks Corino. Karagias reverses it and hits his own piledriver. Evan gets the 3 count. Afterwards Corino & Anderson challenge the Alpha Males to a match next week.
-in the back-
Stacy Carter is with the Demons of Rage.
Stacy: You guys are relatively new here in XCW. I mean you’ve only had a handful of matches, and now tonight you take on the XCW Tag Team Champions.
Spite: Out tenure here in XCW may be short in time, but trust me Stacy our well of experience knows no bounds.
Anger: We may be “new” to the mat wars, but we have been warriors in “The Great Battle” for eons.
Stacy: Eons? What great battle?
Spite: The Battle between the Light and the Dark, Good & Evil, Right & …
Stacy: Left?!
Anger: No you dim witted blond!! Right & Wrong.
Stacy: That would have been my next guess.
Anger: Of course it was Ms. Carter. But tonight we have the chance to right a wrong. To take the XCW Tag Titles from a truly evil man and return them to the side of the light. So Tommy Dreamer, Sandman…prepare to feel the RAGE!!!!!!!
--in the arena—
Cyrus: Whoa those guys really need to see a therapist.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
TOMMY DREAMER & SANDMAN [c] VS DEMONS OF RAGE[/glow]
Styles: The Demons won this match at DEADLY GAMES when they beat the Alpha Males in a TABLES MATCH.
Cyrus: This is a huge opportunity for the Demons, but come on Joey. They are facing two of THE MOST HARDCORE men not just in ECW, but the world.
Sandman and Anger start the match. Trading blows. All 4 men in and the ref is down. Anger with a shoulder tackle on Sandman, drops a fist. Sandman on the comeback thou after a low blow. Sandman removes a turnbuckle pad and then returns to face Anger.
Styles: Big clothesline by Sandman!!
Cyrus: He turned the big man inside out with that.
Anger tags in Spite. Spite all over Sandman. Sandman escapes a waist lock with some back elbows . Sandman up to the top rope. Spite back to his feet, he hits Sandman and he gets crotched on the top rope. Spite with an elbow. Spite with a bearhug. Sandman uses a thumb in the eye to escape. Spite to the outside. Grabs a chair.
Cyrus: Looks like this match is about to get HARDCORE Joey.
Spite blasts Sandman with a stiff chair shot. Sandman on the mat, writhing in pain. Spite with another shot, and another, and a third one.
Styles: I can’t believe it! Sandman is back to his feet.
Cyrus: Either he has a lot of guts..or is really stupid.
Styles: Here comes OLD SCHOOL!
Cyrus: What do those losers want now? Can someone get them out of here?
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! They just hit the Old School Expulsion on Sandman!
Demon Anger takes out Dreamer. Spite hits the RAGE-slam on Sandman.
Styles: No, No, No! This can’t be happening! Those d**n turncoats just cost ECW the tag titles!
Cyrus: Dreamer never even got into this match. That wasn’t due to the interference of Old School. That was the complete domination of the Demons.
Styles: What are you saying Cyrus? Are you siding with the Demons?
Cyrus: I’m just saying that Heyman should look into getting the Demons under contract. They could become the most dominate team in wrestling history. I might talk to them later about my managerial services.
Styles: Well know we go to Stephen Hughes. He has His Royal Highness…(Cyrus: yeah right)…Jacob Von Tratten.
Hughes: Thanks, Joey. (turns to Prince Jacob) Your Highness, thank you for inviting us into your private dressing room.
Jacob: The pleasure is all yours. But I did not bring you here for small talk, I have business to conduct. As everyone knows by now not only did I defeat Night Tiger at DEADLY GAMES, in the Ultimate Submission match, I ran his sorry ass out of XCW.
Hughes: Are you sure about that? I haven’t heard anything about him leaving the company.
Jacob: Are you questioning me? Are you saying I am a liar?
Hughes: No! Not at all your Highness.
Jacob: Is he here tonight? Have you seen him since the pay-per-view?
Hughes: Well…umm…no.
Jacob: Ok then, do not question me again. What I say is more than true…it is LAW! Now to the reason I even allowed your sorry ass in here. I want Bruce the Giant. I want the XCW World Title and I will do what ever it takes to get it. (looks straight into the camera) Mr. Sims, Mr. Heyman, who ever is in charge, I don’t care if it is Donald Duck. I am coming to get that title. So do what you must, put what ever challenges you have to in front of me, I will conquer them all. This is my destiny. I will not be denied!! The reign of the Prince Jacob is about to begin. Now get out of here!
Geoffery puts his hand over the camera lens and ushered Hughes out of the room.
----commercial break----
Raven is sitting in the bowels of the arena. He is wearing his old ECW clothes (t-shirt, jean shorts)
Raven: ECW has been reborn from the ashes, like a phoenix returning from the dead. Now I have too been reborn, set to take over the world. But you Shamrock are standing on the road, my road to my destiny. Tonight Shamrock I will run you over, cast you to the side of the road. For I am Raven…quote the Raven Nevermore!
[glow=red,2,300]RAVEN VS KEN SHAMROCK[/glow]
Cyrus: It looks as if the old Raven is back. I’m not sure if that is a good thing Joey.
Styles: As long as he stays on ECW’s side, I wouldn’t care if Johnny Polo was resurrected.
Cyrus: But Raven has never been considered a team player, Joey.
Raven wants a test of strength. Raven tricks Shamrock and kicks him in the gut. Inverted atomic drop by Raven. Irish whip followed by a Lou Thess Press. Raven pounding Shamrock. Both up, Raven irish whips Shamrock, but Ken holds on.
Styles: Shamrock with a sit out powerbomb..1…2…Kick out!
Cyrus: Raven road was almost closed right there Joey.
Raven in control now. Raven grabs Shamrock by the head and leaps over the top rope.
Styles: Raven just ghilloteened Shamrock over the top rope!
Raven all over Shamrock. Raven grabs a chair and blasts Shamrock. Raven goes for another chair shot but nails the ref by accident.
Styles: RAVEN EFFECT on the chair!!!
Cyrus: But the ref is still down Joey.
Raven trying to wake up the ref. Both men outside, both with chairs. Raven slams the chair over Shamrock’s head. Ken falls to his knees as Raven winds up again
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! He just swung that chair like a Louisville Slugger.
Cyrus: That has to be it Joey. Shamrock has got to be knocked out. Just look at the blood pouring out of his head.
Raven signals this is the end. Shamrock escapes the ddt. He is working over Raven’s knees outside the ring. Raven tosses Shamrock back in the ring. Raven takes down Shamrock and locks on Ken’s own Ankle lock.
Styles: Raven is trying to force Shammrock to tap out to his own move.
Cyrus: That is the ultimate in embaressment, losing to your own move.
Shamrock holds on. Raven then goes for the pin, but Ken kicks out after 1. Shamrock back up and takes down Raven and applies his own ankle lock. Raven refuses to tap out.
Cyrus: Neither of these guys have quit in their vocabulary.
Styles: Wait Raven signals for the Raven Effect.
Raven DDTs Shamrock, but Ken kicks out again.
Styles: That is impossible. Shamrock kicked out of two Raven Effects.
Shamrock belly-to-belly suplexs Raven and gets the pin. Raven gets up and is yelling at the ref. Raven ddts the ref and heads to the back.
Styles: Raven looks a little pissed, Cyrus. Seems Ken Shamrock turned into a pothole on Raven’s highway to his destiny.
Cyrus: A pothole? Looks more like a sink hole. And if I know Raven, he will pave over that hole with Ken Shamrock’s blood.
-in the back-
Paul Heyman is with Bruce the Giant.
Bruce: What The hell were you thinking Paul? I have to defend the title against Prometheus! He is a freakin ICON Paul! Why not just book me to face Hulk Hogan or Triple H?!
Heyman: Settle down Bruce, I have it under control. You don’t have to worry about Prometheus. I have made a deal to ensure he won’t have a chance to win that belt.
Bruce: You better hope so Paul.
Just then Raven bursts in.
Raven: Paul! I want Shamrock! And I want him NEXT WEEK!
Paul: Sorry, I can’t do that.
Raven: WHAT!? Is that because I’m not your newest “Next Big Thing”? (turns to Bruce) Hey kid trust me, as soon as you he is done using you, he is going to toss you on the heap, just like he did with all of us. So how much is he taking from you 20…30 percent?
Bruce: 35%
Raven: (to Paul) You are scum.
Heyman: The reason you can’t face him next week is because I have already booked you to face Low Ki for the International Title, but if you still want Shamrock, you can have him at PATRIOT GAMES in any type of match you wish. Raven smiles.
Raven: That will do Paul, That will do.
----commercial----
Styles: This is it Cyrus. It is time for the main event.
Cyrus: What do you think Paul has up his sleeve for this match? He said he has guarnteed Prometheus loses this match.
Styles: I’m not sure Cyrus, but with the evil genius Paul Heyman, anything is possible.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
BRUCE THE GIANT [c] w/Paul Heyman VS PROMETHEUS[/glow]
Cyrus: Look at the size of that guy!
Styles: He is only 22 years old Cyrus, he isn’t done growing yet. This kid is going to be dominating men and winning titles for along time.
Prometheus goes right after Bruce, but the champ just swats him away like a fly. Bruce tosses him over the top rope and then follows out after him.
Styles: Heyman is putting the boots to Prometheus.
Cyrus: Prometheus looks to be in a bad way right now.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!! Prometheus just belly-to-belly suplexed Bruce into the ring post!
Cyrus: He better keep the pressure on Bruce and forget about Heyman.
Bruce tosses Prometheus back in the ring and the n grabs a chair. Bruce back in and attempts to nail Prometheus, but he ducked. He grabs Bruce.
Styles: FLATLINER!! Prometheus just hit his signature move…1…2…NO! Prometheus just pulled Bruce up to break the count.
Cyrus: He had Bruce beat! He had the Title won! What is he doing?
Prometheus flips over the top rope, Bruce is up. Prometheus on the apron, grabs Bruce by the head and drops to the floor. Smashing Bruce’s throat across the top rope. Prometheus back in and continues to pressure the champ. Prometheus take sthe champ down and climbs the top rope.
Styles: I can’t believe this, I never saw some one handle Bruce this way.
Bruce gets back to his feet. Prometheus attempts a cross bodyblock, but Bruce catches him.
Cyrus: Looks like Prometheus’ luck is about to run out, Joey.
Fallaway slam by Bruce. But Prometheus soon was back in charge. Prometheus hits the Fire From Heaven, when suddenly The Ministry of the Flame rush the ring. Prometheus is taking them both out.
Styles: This must have been Paul’s plan.
Cyrus: But it looks like it is going to fail. Prometheus seems to be taking care of them with ease.
Styles: Yeah, but he has forgotten about Bruce.
Just then Bruce spins Prometheus around, blasts him with a steel chair and then delivers the Choke Bomb.
Styles: That is it, it’s over Cyrus. Bruce has retained the XCW title!
The Ministry is standing over the fallen Prometheus as Bruce and Paul E. back up the ramp with evil smiles.
Styles: Will anyone be able to stop this Giant? What is going to happen to XCW no that Paul is in charge again? Be sure to check out ECW : Champions this weekend to find out.
Styles: Hello everyone and WELCOME to ECW: EXTREME WARFARE!!!!
The ECW theme music starts to play. Suddenly out marches XCW Commissioner, Bull Buchanan.
Bull: STOP THE MUSIC!!! Stop it right NOW!!!! (he climbs into the ring) Joey, I don’t know what the hell you and Heyman are doing? But just because those Extremly Crappy Wrestlers beat Mr. Sims to within an inch of his life and is now laying in a coma in a hospital in Pittsburgh. In his absentce, I, the XCW commissioner, am incharge, not Paul Heyman.
Just then the ECW music starts again, and Paul Heyman walks out flanked by the XCW Tag Team Champions (Sandman & Dreamer).
Heyman: Hello Mr. Buchanan. You know I was looking over the XCW Charter this morning and noticed this little fact that Mr. Sims must have forget to change. It states that if the owner, Sims &/or Commissioner, that being you, are incapacitated during a broadcast that Paul E. Heyman will take over all functions until I, that being Mr. Sims can name a suitable replacement. So seeing as how Jim is in position to name his replacement I guess I’ll just have to hold down the store until he is better.
Sandman & Dreamer are laughing
Buchanan: That sounds all nice and good, Paul, but you forgot one thing…I am still here and able to do the job. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Heyman: Umm..No Bull, I’m sorry to BREAK yours.
Styles delivers a low blow to Buchanan and Dreamer & Sandman rush to the ring. Bull tries to fight them off, but soon enough they got the better of him. Sandman batters Bull with a Singapore Cane. Then Dreamer DDTs the XCW Commissioner onto a steel chair. Out walks Bruce the Giant. He grabs Buchanan and choke bombs Bull out of the ring and onto the exposed floor outside the ring. As EMTs looked after Bull, Paul addressed the fans and wrestlers alike.
Heyman: Welcome to the rebirth of Extreme Championship Wrestling!!! (mixed reaction from the crowd). Now don’t worry I am not changing tonights card in any way. And just to prove that I will not play favorites, Bruce will defend the XCW…I mean ECW champion against The XCW ICON…Prometheus!!
-----commercial break-----
Styles: Welcome back. It’s my pleasure to introduce my partner for tonight’s broadcast…Cyrus!
Cyrus: It’s about time some noticed my genious and brought me back to the announcers position, Joey.
Styles: It nice to see you again Cyrus.
Cyrus: This is a historic night Joey, not only am I back, but so is ECW!
Styles: That’s right Cyrus, and this is only the beginning. ECW is taking over!!!
[glow=red,2,300]XCW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
VAMPIRO [c] VS LOW KI
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Cyrus: Low Ki is one of the most underrated & under-used wrestlers in the US.
Styles: That is true. In Japan, where Low Ki’s style fits better he is a huge star.
Cyrus: Joey, I think that is the first time I ever heard Low Ki and huge mentioned in the same sentence. Now Low Ki and midget is more likely.
The start of with a show of strength that Vampiro wins. But Low Ki quickly recovers and drop kicks Vampiro. Vampiro with a chair and throws it at Low Ki. Vampiro now blasts Low Ki with the chair. Only a 2 count. Low Ki gets 2 after a German suplex. Vampiro applying an arm bar, but Low Ki escapes. Now Vampiro reigning right hands on Low Ki. Low Ki is busted open. Vampiro sets up for the Nail in the Coffin.
Styles: No! Low Ki slips out the back…SUPER KICK!!!
Low Ki with the cover & the pin.
Cyrus: What luck, Joey. Vampiro was in total control in this match. That was a lucky kick by Low Ki.
Styles: I can almost guarantee that this isn’t over. Vampiro knows he had Low Ki beat, and most of all, Low Ki knows he was beat.
-in the back-
Mark Madden walks into the office of Paul Heyman. Heyman is on the phone.
Heyman: Ok Rob, I’ll see you on Thursday. (hangs up the phone) Ah…Mr. Madden, what can I do for you?
Madden: I noticed that you replaced me as announcer. So I was just wondering if I still had a job here or not?
Heyman: Of course, Mark. How could I get rid of a man of your talents?
Madden: Well…thanks Mr. Heyman. You actually think I have talent?
Heyman: Of course, look how f**king fat you are. You must know where all the best food is around here.
Madden: WHAT!?
Heyman: Yeah Mark. No go get me some dinner I’m straving.
Madden: I’m not your servant!!! I QUIT!!!
Madden turns and storms out.
Madden: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you leave…I don’t want to have to pay for a new one.
Madden stops, shoots an evil look at Heyman, then slams the door as he leaves.
----commercial----
[glow=red,2,300]EVAN KARAGIAS VS STEVE CORINO[/glow]
Cyrus: These ladies sure love Evan Karagias.
Styles: He is a good inring performer as well as long as he dosen’t sing.
They start off with a shoving contest. Corino then ducks behind and delivers a right hand to Evan’s head. Corino has him down on the mat. Corino to the outside. He grabs a chair. Karagias attempts a dive, but Corino is out of the way. Karagias crashes into the ring barrier as Corino gets back in the ring with the steel chair. Both men in the ring now. Corino nails Karagias in the back with the chair.
Cyrus: That shair shot sucked, Joey. You can throw a better on than the “Queen” of Old School.
Karagias back up and tries to back suplex Corimo. Corino out and delivers several punches. Karagias with the chair now and delivers a couple shots to Corino as he is lying on the mat. Corino hits s lowblow for the comeback and makes the cover.
Styles: What the hell is he doing out here?
Christian York slides into the ring and breaks up the count. He delivers a couple of right hands to Corino. Evan now in control. He goes to the top for a moonsault.
Cyrus: It looks like Corino is about to lose to a male model, Joey.
Styles: Serves him right for turning his back on his family.
Corino moves and Karagias crashes to the mat. Corino outside again & grabs a broom handle. Back in the ring, He swings it at Evan, but misses. Karagias takes him down with a drop kick and heads to the top again.
Styles: This match has gotten out of hand. Now CW Anderson is on his way out.
Cyrus: Is he Arn & Ole’s brother or cousin?
Styles: They are not even related! He is just a bland a boring wrestler that couldn’t think of his own gimmick so he stole someone else’s.
Anderson pushes Evan from the top rope. Corino with a drop kick, then a leg lariat. Corino whips Evan into a corner. Climbs to the second turnbuckle and reigns down rights.
Crowd: 1…2…3….4…5…6…7….8…9…
Cyrus: I can’t belive it! These brain dead, back water, rednecks actually know how to count.
Styles: Well at least to nine, they do.
Corino with a low blow on Evan. Corino goes for a pile driver, York in and drop kicks Corino. Karagias reverses it and hits his own piledriver. Evan gets the 3 count. Afterwards Corino & Anderson challenge the Alpha Males to a match next week.
-in the back-
Stacy Carter is with the Demons of Rage.
Stacy: You guys are relatively new here in XCW. I mean you’ve only had a handful of matches, and now tonight you take on the XCW Tag Team Champions.
Spite: Out tenure here in XCW may be short in time, but trust me Stacy our well of experience knows no bounds.
Anger: We may be “new” to the mat wars, but we have been warriors in “The Great Battle” for eons.
Stacy: Eons? What great battle?
Spite: The Battle between the Light and the Dark, Good & Evil, Right & …
Stacy: Left?!
Anger: No you dim witted blond!! Right & Wrong.
Stacy: That would have been my next guess.
Anger: Of course it was Ms. Carter. But tonight we have the chance to right a wrong. To take the XCW Tag Titles from a truly evil man and return them to the side of the light. So Tommy Dreamer, Sandman…prepare to feel the RAGE!!!!!!!
--in the arena—
Cyrus: Whoa those guys really need to see a therapist.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW TAG TEAM TITLES
TOMMY DREAMER & SANDMAN [c] VS DEMONS OF RAGE[/glow]
Styles: The Demons won this match at DEADLY GAMES when they beat the Alpha Males in a TABLES MATCH.
Cyrus: This is a huge opportunity for the Demons, but come on Joey. They are facing two of THE MOST HARDCORE men not just in ECW, but the world.
Sandman and Anger start the match. Trading blows. All 4 men in and the ref is down. Anger with a shoulder tackle on Sandman, drops a fist. Sandman on the comeback thou after a low blow. Sandman removes a turnbuckle pad and then returns to face Anger.
Styles: Big clothesline by Sandman!!
Cyrus: He turned the big man inside out with that.
Anger tags in Spite. Spite all over Sandman. Sandman escapes a waist lock with some back elbows . Sandman up to the top rope. Spite back to his feet, he hits Sandman and he gets crotched on the top rope. Spite with an elbow. Spite with a bearhug. Sandman uses a thumb in the eye to escape. Spite to the outside. Grabs a chair.
Cyrus: Looks like this match is about to get HARDCORE Joey.
Spite blasts Sandman with a stiff chair shot. Sandman on the mat, writhing in pain. Spite with another shot, and another, and a third one.
Styles: I can’t believe it! Sandman is back to his feet.
Cyrus: Either he has a lot of guts..or is really stupid.
Styles: Here comes OLD SCHOOL!
Cyrus: What do those losers want now? Can someone get them out of here?
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! They just hit the Old School Expulsion on Sandman!
Demon Anger takes out Dreamer. Spite hits the RAGE-slam on Sandman.
Styles: No, No, No! This can’t be happening! Those d**n turncoats just cost ECW the tag titles!
Cyrus: Dreamer never even got into this match. That wasn’t due to the interference of Old School. That was the complete domination of the Demons.
Styles: What are you saying Cyrus? Are you siding with the Demons?
Cyrus: I’m just saying that Heyman should look into getting the Demons under contract. They could become the most dominate team in wrestling history. I might talk to them later about my managerial services.
Styles: Well know we go to Stephen Hughes. He has His Royal Highness…(Cyrus: yeah right)…Jacob Von Tratten.
Hughes: Thanks, Joey. (turns to Prince Jacob) Your Highness, thank you for inviting us into your private dressing room.
Jacob: The pleasure is all yours. But I did not bring you here for small talk, I have business to conduct. As everyone knows by now not only did I defeat Night Tiger at DEADLY GAMES, in the Ultimate Submission match, I ran his sorry ass out of XCW.
Hughes: Are you sure about that? I haven’t heard anything about him leaving the company.
Jacob: Are you questioning me? Are you saying I am a liar?
Hughes: No! Not at all your Highness.
Jacob: Is he here tonight? Have you seen him since the pay-per-view?
Hughes: Well…umm…no.
Jacob: Ok then, do not question me again. What I say is more than true…it is LAW! Now to the reason I even allowed your sorry ass in here. I want Bruce the Giant. I want the XCW World Title and I will do what ever it takes to get it. (looks straight into the camera) Mr. Sims, Mr. Heyman, who ever is in charge, I don’t care if it is Donald Duck. I am coming to get that title. So do what you must, put what ever challenges you have to in front of me, I will conquer them all. This is my destiny. I will not be denied!! The reign of the Prince Jacob is about to begin. Now get out of here!
Geoffery puts his hand over the camera lens and ushered Hughes out of the room.
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Raven is sitting in the bowels of the arena. He is wearing his old ECW clothes (t-shirt, jean shorts)
Raven: ECW has been reborn from the ashes, like a phoenix returning from the dead. Now I have too been reborn, set to take over the world. But you Shamrock are standing on the road, my road to my destiny. Tonight Shamrock I will run you over, cast you to the side of the road. For I am Raven…quote the Raven Nevermore!
[glow=red,2,300]RAVEN VS KEN SHAMROCK[/glow]
Cyrus: It looks as if the old Raven is back. I’m not sure if that is a good thing Joey.
Styles: As long as he stays on ECW’s side, I wouldn’t care if Johnny Polo was resurrected.
Cyrus: But Raven has never been considered a team player, Joey.
Raven wants a test of strength. Raven tricks Shamrock and kicks him in the gut. Inverted atomic drop by Raven. Irish whip followed by a Lou Thess Press. Raven pounding Shamrock. Both up, Raven irish whips Shamrock, but Ken holds on.
Styles: Shamrock with a sit out powerbomb..1…2…Kick out!
Cyrus: Raven road was almost closed right there Joey.
Raven in control now. Raven grabs Shamrock by the head and leaps over the top rope.
Styles: Raven just ghilloteened Shamrock over the top rope!
Raven all over Shamrock. Raven grabs a chair and blasts Shamrock. Raven goes for another chair shot but nails the ref by accident.
Styles: RAVEN EFFECT on the chair!!!
Cyrus: But the ref is still down Joey.
Raven trying to wake up the ref. Both men outside, both with chairs. Raven slams the chair over Shamrock’s head. Ken falls to his knees as Raven winds up again
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! He just swung that chair like a Louisville Slugger.
Cyrus: That has to be it Joey. Shamrock has got to be knocked out. Just look at the blood pouring out of his head.
Raven signals this is the end. Shamrock escapes the ddt. He is working over Raven’s knees outside the ring. Raven tosses Shamrock back in the ring. Raven takes down Shamrock and locks on Ken’s own Ankle lock.
Styles: Raven is trying to force Shammrock to tap out to his own move.
Cyrus: That is the ultimate in embaressment, losing to your own move.
Shamrock holds on. Raven then goes for the pin, but Ken kicks out after 1. Shamrock back up and takes down Raven and applies his own ankle lock. Raven refuses to tap out.
Cyrus: Neither of these guys have quit in their vocabulary.
Styles: Wait Raven signals for the Raven Effect.
Raven DDTs Shamrock, but Ken kicks out again.
Styles: That is impossible. Shamrock kicked out of two Raven Effects.
Shamrock belly-to-belly suplexs Raven and gets the pin. Raven gets up and is yelling at the ref. Raven ddts the ref and heads to the back.
Styles: Raven looks a little pissed, Cyrus. Seems Ken Shamrock turned into a pothole on Raven’s highway to his destiny.
Cyrus: A pothole? Looks more like a sink hole. And if I know Raven, he will pave over that hole with Ken Shamrock’s blood.
-in the back-
Paul Heyman is with Bruce the Giant.
Bruce: What The hell were you thinking Paul? I have to defend the title against Prometheus! He is a freakin ICON Paul! Why not just book me to face Hulk Hogan or Triple H?!
Heyman: Settle down Bruce, I have it under control. You don’t have to worry about Prometheus. I have made a deal to ensure he won’t have a chance to win that belt.
Bruce: You better hope so Paul.
Just then Raven bursts in.
Raven: Paul! I want Shamrock! And I want him NEXT WEEK!
Paul: Sorry, I can’t do that.
Raven: WHAT!? Is that because I’m not your newest “Next Big Thing”? (turns to Bruce) Hey kid trust me, as soon as you he is done using you, he is going to toss you on the heap, just like he did with all of us. So how much is he taking from you 20…30 percent?
Bruce: 35%
Raven: (to Paul) You are scum.
Heyman: The reason you can’t face him next week is because I have already booked you to face Low Ki for the International Title, but if you still want Shamrock, you can have him at PATRIOT GAMES in any type of match you wish. Raven smiles.
Raven: That will do Paul, That will do.
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Styles: This is it Cyrus. It is time for the main event.
Cyrus: What do you think Paul has up his sleeve for this match? He said he has guarnteed Prometheus loses this match.
Styles: I’m not sure Cyrus, but with the evil genius Paul Heyman, anything is possible.
[glow=red,2,300]XCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
BRUCE THE GIANT [c] w/Paul Heyman VS PROMETHEUS[/glow]
Cyrus: Look at the size of that guy!
Styles: He is only 22 years old Cyrus, he isn’t done growing yet. This kid is going to be dominating men and winning titles for along time.
Prometheus goes right after Bruce, but the champ just swats him away like a fly. Bruce tosses him over the top rope and then follows out after him.
Styles: Heyman is putting the boots to Prometheus.
Cyrus: Prometheus looks to be in a bad way right now.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!! Prometheus just belly-to-belly suplexed Bruce into the ring post!
Cyrus: He better keep the pressure on Bruce and forget about Heyman.
Bruce tosses Prometheus back in the ring and the n grabs a chair. Bruce back in and attempts to nail Prometheus, but he ducked. He grabs Bruce.
Styles: FLATLINER!! Prometheus just hit his signature move…1…2…NO! Prometheus just pulled Bruce up to break the count.
Cyrus: He had Bruce beat! He had the Title won! What is he doing?
Prometheus flips over the top rope, Bruce is up. Prometheus on the apron, grabs Bruce by the head and drops to the floor. Smashing Bruce’s throat across the top rope. Prometheus back in and continues to pressure the champ. Prometheus take sthe champ down and climbs the top rope.
Styles: I can’t believe this, I never saw some one handle Bruce this way.
Bruce gets back to his feet. Prometheus attempts a cross bodyblock, but Bruce catches him.
Cyrus: Looks like Prometheus’ luck is about to run out, Joey.
Fallaway slam by Bruce. But Prometheus soon was back in charge. Prometheus hits the Fire From Heaven, when suddenly The Ministry of the Flame rush the ring. Prometheus is taking them both out.
Styles: This must have been Paul’s plan.
Cyrus: But it looks like it is going to fail. Prometheus seems to be taking care of them with ease.
Styles: Yeah, but he has forgotten about Bruce.
Just then Bruce spins Prometheus around, blasts him with a steel chair and then delivers the Choke Bomb.
Styles: That is it, it’s over Cyrus. Bruce has retained the XCW title!
The Ministry is standing over the fallen Prometheus as Bruce and Paul E. back up the ramp with evil smiles.
Styles: Will anyone be able to stop this Giant? What is going to happen to XCW no that Paul is in charge again? Be sure to check out ECW : Champions this weekend to find out.