Post by James Sims on May 30, 2005 17:28:27 GMT -5
X-TREME WARFARE
MAY 25, 2005
BUFFALO, NY
Pyros go off and the camera pans the crowd. We see several signs...
BRING BACK BEASLY!!
Where are the chicks?!
Vince fears XCW
The camera then goes to the announce table where Joey Styles & Mark Madden are sitting.
Styles: Welcome everyone to XTREME WARFARE. What a show we have tonight as we are only 3 days away from BATTLE IN THE BURGH.
Madden: Tell me about Joey, We have the XCW Tag Team Title Semi-finals tonight.
Styles: That’s right, with the winners of those matches competing at BATTLE IN THE BURGH for the tag titles. But that’s not all. We have a 15' high steel cage hanging above the ring where Mike Awesome and Wrath will decide which of them will go into the Steel City Rumble.
Madden: Don’t forget we will also find out who the sixth man in that match will be when Tommy Dreamer takes on Strangler.
Styles: Well it looks like we are ready to begin, let’s go down to Gary Michael Cappetta.
GMC: This match is a semi-final match to determine the new XCW Tag Team Champions. Masking their way to the ring, from the mountains of West Virginia, at a combined weight of 535 pounds, they are THE HILLBILLY HITMEN!!!!!
[crowd is booing and making pig sounds. A sign says “FATBOY ATE MY PARENTS”.]
And their opponents, first from Chicago, Ill and weighing 210 pounds...here is...CM PUNK!
[Punk comes out and gets a pretty good reaction from the fans]
And his partner, making his XCW debut...from the island of Samoa and weighing in at 290 pounds...here is SAMOA JOE!!!
Styles: WOW!! What an acquisition for XCW. Joe had held the Ring Of Honor title for almost 2 years. That is unheard of in this day and age.
Madden: Unless you’re Triple H and you’re married to the boss’s daughter.
Styles: [chuckles] You got a point there Mark.
TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL
THE HILLBILLY HITMEN VS CM PUNK & SAMOA JOE
Fartboy and Punk start out the match. They tie up and Punk whips Fartboy into the ropes. Punk goes for a clothesline, but Dewayne ducks. He is off the other ropes and delivers a flying tackle. Punk is down. Fartboy is on him raining punches on Punks head. The ref warns him about using a closed fist.
Fartboy: (to the ref) Get off I disagree!!
Styles: Looks like Fart boy is a little ticked off tonight.
Madden: Maybe his sister didn’t give him any before he came to the arena.
Styles: MARK!!!
Madden: What? I meant food. You ever see her? She makes Fat boy look Ethiopian.
Punk backed up. He suplexs Fartboy and then goes for the tag. Samoa Joe in the ring now. They double team Fartboy.
Madden: They are keeping the ring cut in half.
Styles: That is a smart move. Keeping the mammoth Donald Culpepper on the apron is a smart move.
Madden: Well if I were them, I’d be afraid he would eat me if he got in the ring.
Samoa Joe over to Hillbillies corner. He punches Fat boy. He returns his attention to Fartboy as Donald tries to get in the ring. This the distraction Punk & Joe need. They whip Dewayne into the ropes. They catch with what looks to be a double arm drag, but they catch him on the other side and lift him into the air. They then deliver a double choke slam variation. Punk is back to the outside. Samoa Joe makes the tag. Punk picks up Fartboy and delivers a PEPSI PLUNGE. Punk goes for the pin as Samoa Joe knocks Fat boy from the apron. The ref makes the 3 count.
WINNERS: SAMOA JOE & CM PUNK
Styles: What domination. These two youngsters could be the team to watch here in XCW.
Madden: You have to be impressed with their team work. This is the first time these two have teamed up as far as I know.
Styles: Well if that match was any indication, I think these two will be teaming up for some time to come.
-in the back-
Mr. Sims is in his office talking to XCW Commissioner Bull Buchanan about BATTLE IN THE BURGH. He mentions a 30 man Rumble to determine the #1 Contender to the XCW Title. When Prince Jacob and his entourage enter the room.
Jacob: Excuse me sirs, but I wondered if I might bother you for a request tonight. [Sims & Bull turn to listen] I know that Night Tiger and I have both been entered in the Steel City Rumble match at the forth coming pay-per-view, but I wondered if it was at all possible if you can book this Night Tiger and myself in a match tonight.
Sims: Let me get this straight. You will compete in 3 days in side a steel chamber against 5 other men for the XCW International Title, but you want a 1-on-1 match tonight?
Prince Jacob: Yes sir. I want to ensure that I get my hands on that Neanderthal. If I wait until the pay-per-view, someone else may eliminate him before I am even into the match.
[Sims looks at Bull]
Bull: We do have an open slot in the second hour.
Sims: Hmmm...Ok, Prince. You and Night Tiger, in the main event tonight.
Jacob: Thank you sir, you won’t be let down.
Sims: Don’t thank me yet.
[Jacob looks confused as he leaves. Sims & Bull return to their plans for the PPV]
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Styles: This night just keeps getting better and better. Fans don’t miss BATTLE IN THE BURGH this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Madden: This will be the biggest thing to happen in Pittsburgh since I was born there.
Styles: Um...wait...I was just handed this note...it seems there is something going on in the back. Can we get a camera back there?
-in the back-
Prometheus is going crazy. He looks like is he looking for someone or something. He grabs an intern.
Prometheus: Where is he?!
Intern: Whe...where is who?...sir?
Prometheus: You know who I am looking for! That vampire wanna-be! Where is he?!
[lifts the intern off the ground by his collar]
Intern: I’m...I’m not really...su...
Prometheus: YOU’RE NOT REALLY SURE!? [he throws the intern into a stack of crates near by. Then turns to the crowd that has formed] If any of you know where Vampiro is, tell him I will be waiting fro him in the ring! [Prometheus then storms off knocking over boxes and flips over a catering table.]
-back in the arena-
Styles: Man he didn’t look too happy.
Madden: When does he EVER look happy.
Styles: You have a point there. But why was he looking for Vampiro?
[Just then “Headstrong” by Trapt begins to play and Prometheus walks out to the ringside area. He goes over to the announce table to get a microphone. Madden quickly gives him one. Prometheus gets in the ring.]
Prometheus: VAMPIRO!!!! Get your ass out here right now!!! Come on you chicken. Quit putting on your d**n make up and get out here and face me!! Get out here so I can take your place at BATTLE IN THE BURGH!
Styles: What is he screaming about?
Madden: I think he wants in the Steel City Rumble.
[just then Vampiro comes out to the ramp]
Vampiro: So you want my shot at the International Title? Sims informed me that you told him when you put me out of action tonight, you would take my place. Well I have a surprise for you.
Prometheus: The only surprise happening tonight will be you being wheeled out of here on a stretcher.
Vampiro: Before you run your mouth anymore, you should look behind you. [Prometheus turns around...]
Styles: It’s NEMESIS!!! Where did he come from?!
[Nemesis hits Prometheus’ own Flat liner. Vampiro then runs into the ring and the bell rings]
Madden: It looks like the match is on.
[Vampiro picks up Prometheus and hits the NAIL IN THE COFFIN. The ref runs out to make the 3-count.]
Madden: That was the quickest match in XCW history!! It has to be.
[Prometheus is irate. He goes after Vampiro, but Nemesis catches him and the two are brawling. Nemesis eventually lays out Prometheus with a Crucifix Bomb.]
Styles: There is no way this is over.
Madden: I think someone is gonna have to die to end this feud.
Styles: Stay tuned fans, because after the break we will have another qualifying match for the Steel City Rumble.
-in the back-
Strangler and Bludmoone are in the back when a cell phone rings. Strangler answers it.
Strangler: Yeah?.............
Strangler hangs up the phone looking puzzled.
Bludmoone: Who was that?
Strangler: I’m not sure...
Bludmoone: Whataya mean? What did dey say?
Strangler: He is coming...
Bludmoone: Is that it? What the hell is that supposed ta mean?
Strangler: How the hell do I know! Now I got a match to win. Let’s go.
[they walk out of the room and the phone starts beeping as if leaving a text message. The message says “The fire still burns”.]
MAY 25, 2005
BUFFALO, NY
Pyros go off and the camera pans the crowd. We see several signs...
BRING BACK BEASLY!!
Where are the chicks?!
Vince fears XCW
The camera then goes to the announce table where Joey Styles & Mark Madden are sitting.
Styles: Welcome everyone to XTREME WARFARE. What a show we have tonight as we are only 3 days away from BATTLE IN THE BURGH.
Madden: Tell me about Joey, We have the XCW Tag Team Title Semi-finals tonight.
Styles: That’s right, with the winners of those matches competing at BATTLE IN THE BURGH for the tag titles. But that’s not all. We have a 15' high steel cage hanging above the ring where Mike Awesome and Wrath will decide which of them will go into the Steel City Rumble.
Madden: Don’t forget we will also find out who the sixth man in that match will be when Tommy Dreamer takes on Strangler.
Styles: Well it looks like we are ready to begin, let’s go down to Gary Michael Cappetta.
GMC: This match is a semi-final match to determine the new XCW Tag Team Champions. Masking their way to the ring, from the mountains of West Virginia, at a combined weight of 535 pounds, they are THE HILLBILLY HITMEN!!!!!
[crowd is booing and making pig sounds. A sign says “FATBOY ATE MY PARENTS”.]
And their opponents, first from Chicago, Ill and weighing 210 pounds...here is...CM PUNK!
[Punk comes out and gets a pretty good reaction from the fans]
And his partner, making his XCW debut...from the island of Samoa and weighing in at 290 pounds...here is SAMOA JOE!!!
Styles: WOW!! What an acquisition for XCW. Joe had held the Ring Of Honor title for almost 2 years. That is unheard of in this day and age.
Madden: Unless you’re Triple H and you’re married to the boss’s daughter.
Styles: [chuckles] You got a point there Mark.
TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL
THE HILLBILLY HITMEN VS CM PUNK & SAMOA JOE
Fartboy and Punk start out the match. They tie up and Punk whips Fartboy into the ropes. Punk goes for a clothesline, but Dewayne ducks. He is off the other ropes and delivers a flying tackle. Punk is down. Fartboy is on him raining punches on Punks head. The ref warns him about using a closed fist.
Fartboy: (to the ref) Get off I disagree!!
Styles: Looks like Fart boy is a little ticked off tonight.
Madden: Maybe his sister didn’t give him any before he came to the arena.
Styles: MARK!!!
Madden: What? I meant food. You ever see her? She makes Fat boy look Ethiopian.
Punk backed up. He suplexs Fartboy and then goes for the tag. Samoa Joe in the ring now. They double team Fartboy.
Madden: They are keeping the ring cut in half.
Styles: That is a smart move. Keeping the mammoth Donald Culpepper on the apron is a smart move.
Madden: Well if I were them, I’d be afraid he would eat me if he got in the ring.
Samoa Joe over to Hillbillies corner. He punches Fat boy. He returns his attention to Fartboy as Donald tries to get in the ring. This the distraction Punk & Joe need. They whip Dewayne into the ropes. They catch with what looks to be a double arm drag, but they catch him on the other side and lift him into the air. They then deliver a double choke slam variation. Punk is back to the outside. Samoa Joe makes the tag. Punk picks up Fartboy and delivers a PEPSI PLUNGE. Punk goes for the pin as Samoa Joe knocks Fat boy from the apron. The ref makes the 3 count.
WINNERS: SAMOA JOE & CM PUNK
Styles: What domination. These two youngsters could be the team to watch here in XCW.
Madden: You have to be impressed with their team work. This is the first time these two have teamed up as far as I know.
Styles: Well if that match was any indication, I think these two will be teaming up for some time to come.
-in the back-
Mr. Sims is in his office talking to XCW Commissioner Bull Buchanan about BATTLE IN THE BURGH. He mentions a 30 man Rumble to determine the #1 Contender to the XCW Title. When Prince Jacob and his entourage enter the room.
Jacob: Excuse me sirs, but I wondered if I might bother you for a request tonight. [Sims & Bull turn to listen] I know that Night Tiger and I have both been entered in the Steel City Rumble match at the forth coming pay-per-view, but I wondered if it was at all possible if you can book this Night Tiger and myself in a match tonight.
Sims: Let me get this straight. You will compete in 3 days in side a steel chamber against 5 other men for the XCW International Title, but you want a 1-on-1 match tonight?
Prince Jacob: Yes sir. I want to ensure that I get my hands on that Neanderthal. If I wait until the pay-per-view, someone else may eliminate him before I am even into the match.
[Sims looks at Bull]
Bull: We do have an open slot in the second hour.
Sims: Hmmm...Ok, Prince. You and Night Tiger, in the main event tonight.
Jacob: Thank you sir, you won’t be let down.
Sims: Don’t thank me yet.
[Jacob looks confused as he leaves. Sims & Bull return to their plans for the PPV]
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Styles: This night just keeps getting better and better. Fans don’t miss BATTLE IN THE BURGH this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Madden: This will be the biggest thing to happen in Pittsburgh since I was born there.
Styles: Um...wait...I was just handed this note...it seems there is something going on in the back. Can we get a camera back there?
-in the back-
Prometheus is going crazy. He looks like is he looking for someone or something. He grabs an intern.
Prometheus: Where is he?!
Intern: Whe...where is who?...sir?
Prometheus: You know who I am looking for! That vampire wanna-be! Where is he?!
[lifts the intern off the ground by his collar]
Intern: I’m...I’m not really...su...
Prometheus: YOU’RE NOT REALLY SURE!? [he throws the intern into a stack of crates near by. Then turns to the crowd that has formed] If any of you know where Vampiro is, tell him I will be waiting fro him in the ring! [Prometheus then storms off knocking over boxes and flips over a catering table.]
-back in the arena-
Styles: Man he didn’t look too happy.
Madden: When does he EVER look happy.
Styles: You have a point there. But why was he looking for Vampiro?
[Just then “Headstrong” by Trapt begins to play and Prometheus walks out to the ringside area. He goes over to the announce table to get a microphone. Madden quickly gives him one. Prometheus gets in the ring.]
Prometheus: VAMPIRO!!!! Get your ass out here right now!!! Come on you chicken. Quit putting on your d**n make up and get out here and face me!! Get out here so I can take your place at BATTLE IN THE BURGH!
Styles: What is he screaming about?
Madden: I think he wants in the Steel City Rumble.
[just then Vampiro comes out to the ramp]
Vampiro: So you want my shot at the International Title? Sims informed me that you told him when you put me out of action tonight, you would take my place. Well I have a surprise for you.
Prometheus: The only surprise happening tonight will be you being wheeled out of here on a stretcher.
Vampiro: Before you run your mouth anymore, you should look behind you. [Prometheus turns around...]
Styles: It’s NEMESIS!!! Where did he come from?!
[Nemesis hits Prometheus’ own Flat liner. Vampiro then runs into the ring and the bell rings]
Madden: It looks like the match is on.
[Vampiro picks up Prometheus and hits the NAIL IN THE COFFIN. The ref runs out to make the 3-count.]
Madden: That was the quickest match in XCW history!! It has to be.
[Prometheus is irate. He goes after Vampiro, but Nemesis catches him and the two are brawling. Nemesis eventually lays out Prometheus with a Crucifix Bomb.]
Styles: There is no way this is over.
Madden: I think someone is gonna have to die to end this feud.
Styles: Stay tuned fans, because after the break we will have another qualifying match for the Steel City Rumble.
-in the back-
Strangler and Bludmoone are in the back when a cell phone rings. Strangler answers it.
Strangler: Yeah?.............
Strangler hangs up the phone looking puzzled.
Bludmoone: Who was that?
Strangler: I’m not sure...
Bludmoone: Whataya mean? What did dey say?
Strangler: He is coming...
Bludmoone: Is that it? What the hell is that supposed ta mean?
Strangler: How the hell do I know! Now I got a match to win. Let’s go.
[they walk out of the room and the phone starts beeping as if leaving a text message. The message says “The fire still burns”.]