Post by James Sims on Apr 28, 2005 20:08:18 GMT -5
The show opens with Mr. Sims in the ring, he has a microphone.
Sims: First of all I would like to thank you all for the support you have shown my little company that began right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and together we have grown to be the number two wrestling organization in the world. (crowd begins to cheer wildly. Mr Sims seems to well up) That is why I am here to tell you tonight is the final edition of XCW/NWA IMPACT. (crowd boos) Infact after the show there will nolonger even be an XCW/NWA. (boos get louder)
Madden: NO More XCW/NWA!? Are we being fired?
Styles: I'm not sure Mark. Just listen.
Sims: Now hold on a minute, I never said we were closing or anything. This is just an end of an era. (crowd seems confused now)
Madden: What is he talking about? Is he drunk or something?
Styles: MARK!! Just shut the hell up and listen!!!!
Sims:You see next Wednesday evening at 10pm we will debut on the FOX network. That's right folks we are going BIGTIME!!! So I hope you all will be back here then for the premire of XCW XTREME WARFARE! But before we go into that "NEW" Era, we must leave behind the old one. So, Paul Heyman, if you would please join me out here. (Heyman's music plays and out walks the XCW "owner". Heyman gets the mic)
Heyman: Thats sounds all fine and dandy, but YOU DON"T OWN XCW ANY MORE!!!!
Sims: You are partially right, baldy (Heyman quickly covers his head and looks mad)
Heyman: I'm folically challenged!!!!
Sims: Yeah, whatever, Baldy. Anywho, when your Extremly Crappy Wrestlers won control of XCW television, you only won the remainder of the contract, but I retained the rights to the XCW name and all liknesses. Seeing as how the contract with NWA and FSN ends at midnight on April 30, I choose to take the XCW to FOX and you now own NOTHING!!!!
Heyman: WHAT?! You sneaky sonova....
Sims: Now, now, Paul. Watch your language.
Heyman: So where does that leave me. I still have a contract as a manger here in XCW.
Sims: That is the reason I called you out here Paul. (Sims takes a drink of his bottled watter. Then he clears his throat) Paul.
Heyman: Yes?
Sims: Paul...YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!! He just fired Heyman! He just fired the owner of XCW!!!!
Madden: No he didn't Joey. Sims is back! He is the only TRUE owner!!
After the break Jeff Jarrett & Scott Steiner are in their locker room.
Jarrett: (chuckling) You see that fool, Sims. Does he actually think that Heyman will just tuck his tail and run home?
Steiner: I could care less who the boss is. It could be Sims, Heyman,...hell...it could be Tony Danza. I dont give a sh*t. I just wanna know what we're gonna a do with those punks, AMW.
Jarrett: Dont worry about those tin cowboys, those belts will be around teh Icon's waists soon enough. I'm more concerned about your match against Chuck Palumbo.
Steiner: Palumbo? You mean that fairy-boy? Ain't he married to Mr Ass or sumptin?
Jarrett: (laughs) Yeah something like that. But Scott, dont take him too lightly. You dont wanna lose that IC title.
Steiner: Don't worry about me (rubs the IC belt strapped around his waist) I can handle Palumbo. But what are you gonna do about that NWA title. Tonight that midget, Styles got the title match.
Jarrett: (laughs again as he picks up his guitar) Well Scotty, I'm gonna do what I do best...I'm gonna mack an IMPACT!!!!!
Madden: WOW, Joey. You here that? Jarrett says he is gonna make an Impact in the NWA Title match. What do you think he has up his sleeve?
Styles: Not too sure Mark. But if I know Jarrett, it can't be good.
[glow=red,2,300]Rico vs Billy Gunn. [/glow]
Styles: A weak headbutt on Rico by Billy causes nothing but pain for both. Big kick from Billy staggers Rico but that's about it. Covers for a quick two count. Billy drops an elbow...but Rico moves out of the way. Spin kick by Rico to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. STIFF high kick on Billy by Rico. Flying elbow from Rico connects. Rico misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Billy Gunn DDTs Rico, but it just looked terrible
Madden: Here comes BG James, Styles
Styles: What's he doing with that chair?
Madden: Well he isn't takin a ringside seat, Joey. That's for sure.
Styles: Billy goes to irish whip Rico into the ropes. James hits Rico with a chair to the back!
Madden: What did I tell you, Styles?
Styles: Rico is in trouble. Fame-Ass-Er!
Madden: Don't you mean Dumd-asser?
1....2....3. Billy Gunn shakes hands with B.G. James, showing that their plan worked perfectly.
Madden: DX strikes again Styles, But where has Waltman been? We haven't seen him in a few weeks.
Styles: I'm not sure, Mark. But be sure he isn't too far away.
In the back, Konnan & Ron Killings are with Stacey Carter. She asks them about if they beat AMW tonight they will get a Tag Title shot against AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy. 3LK says they have beaten AMW in the past and they have lost to AMW in the past, but tonight 3LK is going is going over. Then they warn Styles & Hardy to get ready for the fight of their lives.
Madden: Wow aren't they full of themselves.
Styles: Well you gotta be full of yourself after winning as much as they have.
Madden: Well my money is on AMW to once again become the NWA Tag Team Champions.
[glow=red,2,300]TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER MATCH
3 Like Kru vs America's Most Wanted. [/glow]
Styles: Wildcat hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Konnan hits a right hand on Chris Harris. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Ron Killings. Killings and Konnan whip Wildcat into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bodyslam by The Truth. Ron Killings gets taken down out of nowhere! Wildcat hits a piledriver on Ron Killings. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to James Storm. Spinebuster by James Storm. Pin, but The Truth is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by James Storm puts down Ron Killings. The Truth blocks a kick from James Storm. Fallaway slam by Ron Killings puts down James Storm. The Truth tags out to Konnan. A weak headbutt on Storm by Konnan causes nothing but pain for both.
Madden: Weak? Come on Joey, That wouldn't have cracked an egg.
Styles: Storm tags out to Chris Harris. Konnan strikes Chris Harris with a hard blow. Chris Harris is in big trouble...Tequila Sunrise!!
Madden: He's gonna tap Styles!! I told ya 3 Live Kru was gonna win.
Styles: Yeah whatever, Mark.
Madden: What? I can't belive you Styles. I clearly stated before the match that 3LK would once again be NWA tag champs.
Jarrett & Poppa Pump come running down the aisle with chairs!
Styles: Now what the hell are these guys doin out here?
Madden: It looks like Jarrett is gonna make an IMPACT now.
They slide in, but America's Most Wanted are ready, and disarm them quickly! Jarrett & Poppa Pump leave the ring, their attempt at an ambush foiled.
Sims: First of all I would like to thank you all for the support you have shown my little company that began right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and together we have grown to be the number two wrestling organization in the world. (crowd begins to cheer wildly. Mr Sims seems to well up) That is why I am here to tell you tonight is the final edition of XCW/NWA IMPACT. (crowd boos) Infact after the show there will nolonger even be an XCW/NWA. (boos get louder)
Madden: NO More XCW/NWA!? Are we being fired?
Styles: I'm not sure Mark. Just listen.
Sims: Now hold on a minute, I never said we were closing or anything. This is just an end of an era. (crowd seems confused now)
Madden: What is he talking about? Is he drunk or something?
Styles: MARK!! Just shut the hell up and listen!!!!
Sims:You see next Wednesday evening at 10pm we will debut on the FOX network. That's right folks we are going BIGTIME!!! So I hope you all will be back here then for the premire of XCW XTREME WARFARE! But before we go into that "NEW" Era, we must leave behind the old one. So, Paul Heyman, if you would please join me out here. (Heyman's music plays and out walks the XCW "owner". Heyman gets the mic)
Heyman: Thats sounds all fine and dandy, but YOU DON"T OWN XCW ANY MORE!!!!
Sims: You are partially right, baldy (Heyman quickly covers his head and looks mad)
Heyman: I'm folically challenged!!!!
Sims: Yeah, whatever, Baldy. Anywho, when your Extremly Crappy Wrestlers won control of XCW television, you only won the remainder of the contract, but I retained the rights to the XCW name and all liknesses. Seeing as how the contract with NWA and FSN ends at midnight on April 30, I choose to take the XCW to FOX and you now own NOTHING!!!!
Heyman: WHAT?! You sneaky sonova....
Sims: Now, now, Paul. Watch your language.
Heyman: So where does that leave me. I still have a contract as a manger here in XCW.
Sims: That is the reason I called you out here Paul. (Sims takes a drink of his bottled watter. Then he clears his throat) Paul.
Heyman: Yes?
Sims: Paul...YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!! He just fired Heyman! He just fired the owner of XCW!!!!
Madden: No he didn't Joey. Sims is back! He is the only TRUE owner!!
After the break Jeff Jarrett & Scott Steiner are in their locker room.
Jarrett: (chuckling) You see that fool, Sims. Does he actually think that Heyman will just tuck his tail and run home?
Steiner: I could care less who the boss is. It could be Sims, Heyman,...hell...it could be Tony Danza. I dont give a sh*t. I just wanna know what we're gonna a do with those punks, AMW.
Jarrett: Dont worry about those tin cowboys, those belts will be around teh Icon's waists soon enough. I'm more concerned about your match against Chuck Palumbo.
Steiner: Palumbo? You mean that fairy-boy? Ain't he married to Mr Ass or sumptin?
Jarrett: (laughs) Yeah something like that. But Scott, dont take him too lightly. You dont wanna lose that IC title.
Steiner: Don't worry about me (rubs the IC belt strapped around his waist) I can handle Palumbo. But what are you gonna do about that NWA title. Tonight that midget, Styles got the title match.
Jarrett: (laughs again as he picks up his guitar) Well Scotty, I'm gonna do what I do best...I'm gonna mack an IMPACT!!!!!
Madden: WOW, Joey. You here that? Jarrett says he is gonna make an Impact in the NWA Title match. What do you think he has up his sleeve?
Styles: Not too sure Mark. But if I know Jarrett, it can't be good.
[glow=red,2,300]Rico vs Billy Gunn. [/glow]
Styles: A weak headbutt on Rico by Billy causes nothing but pain for both. Big kick from Billy staggers Rico but that's about it. Covers for a quick two count. Billy drops an elbow...but Rico moves out of the way. Spin kick by Rico to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. STIFF high kick on Billy by Rico. Flying elbow from Rico connects. Rico misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Billy Gunn DDTs Rico, but it just looked terrible
Madden: Here comes BG James, Styles
Styles: What's he doing with that chair?
Madden: Well he isn't takin a ringside seat, Joey. That's for sure.
Styles: Billy goes to irish whip Rico into the ropes. James hits Rico with a chair to the back!
Madden: What did I tell you, Styles?
Styles: Rico is in trouble. Fame-Ass-Er!
Madden: Don't you mean Dumd-asser?
1....2....3. Billy Gunn shakes hands with B.G. James, showing that their plan worked perfectly.
Madden: DX strikes again Styles, But where has Waltman been? We haven't seen him in a few weeks.
Styles: I'm not sure, Mark. But be sure he isn't too far away.
In the back, Konnan & Ron Killings are with Stacey Carter. She asks them about if they beat AMW tonight they will get a Tag Title shot against AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy. 3LK says they have beaten AMW in the past and they have lost to AMW in the past, but tonight 3LK is going is going over. Then they warn Styles & Hardy to get ready for the fight of their lives.
Madden: Wow aren't they full of themselves.
Styles: Well you gotta be full of yourself after winning as much as they have.
Madden: Well my money is on AMW to once again become the NWA Tag Team Champions.
[glow=red,2,300]TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER MATCH
3 Like Kru vs America's Most Wanted. [/glow]
Styles: Wildcat hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Konnan hits a right hand on Chris Harris. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Ron Killings. Killings and Konnan whip Wildcat into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bodyslam by The Truth. Ron Killings gets taken down out of nowhere! Wildcat hits a piledriver on Ron Killings. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to James Storm. Spinebuster by James Storm. Pin, but The Truth is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by James Storm puts down Ron Killings. The Truth blocks a kick from James Storm. Fallaway slam by Ron Killings puts down James Storm. The Truth tags out to Konnan. A weak headbutt on Storm by Konnan causes nothing but pain for both.
Madden: Weak? Come on Joey, That wouldn't have cracked an egg.
Styles: Storm tags out to Chris Harris. Konnan strikes Chris Harris with a hard blow. Chris Harris is in big trouble...Tequila Sunrise!!
Madden: He's gonna tap Styles!! I told ya 3 Live Kru was gonna win.
Styles: Yeah whatever, Mark.
Madden: What? I can't belive you Styles. I clearly stated before the match that 3LK would once again be NWA tag champs.
Jarrett & Poppa Pump come running down the aisle with chairs!
Styles: Now what the hell are these guys doin out here?
Madden: It looks like Jarrett is gonna make an IMPACT now.
They slide in, but America's Most Wanted are ready, and disarm them quickly! Jarrett & Poppa Pump leave the ring, their attempt at an ambush foiled.