Post by James Sims on Jun 9, 2006 18:30:24 GMT -5
MAY 16, 2006
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-The show opens with Jeff Jarrett clocking a Brock Lesanr fan outside the building as he and TNA enter the arena.
-We then see Lesnar in Ian’s office thanking him for making his match with Dragonfyre at LAST STAND a Steel Cage match.
-Mr. Sims comes to the ring. He says he has reinstated both Geoffrey and Sid Viscious but they cannot come in contact in the building tonight. He warns Geoffrey that when he hurts someone, he’ll never know when they’ll return and clobber him from behind. Sims announces Geoffrey vs Tyson Tomko for the XCW Title. Ian comes out to the top of the ramp. He says he is going to book a match tonight. It’s going to be Evan Karagias & Trent Acid vs the Future vs the Slayers. Mr. Sims then goes crazy and he books Sid Vicious against Ian. Sims then complains about the smell and says that it is Ian’s underwear.
-They show footage from earlier in the day where Geoffrey attacked DW Culpepper, esq. Tyson Tomko comes to the rescue setting up tonight’s main event.
-Sid is with Teddy Hoss. He says that the only reason the match at LAST STAND would be called off is if he touches Geoffrey. Because if he does he does, there would be nothing left of Geoffrey.
-We see Jindrak & Kazarian taking a TV and cable wires out of Dragonfyre’s locker room at Ian’s request.
-The Thrill Seekers come out acting injured again for their match against Taka Michinoku & Berlyn. But before they could bring out Painful Procedure to replace them, Mr. Sims came out with a piece of paper. He said that this was their medical release signed by their doctor and this match happens as scheduled.
THRILL SEEKERS VS TAKA MICHINOKU & BERLYN
The match started with Jericho delivering a huge dropkick on Berlyn. Berlyn came back with a side kick and tagged in Taka. Storm was in now also. Taka hits a Michinoku driver but Jericho puts Storms foot on the rope to break the count. Jericho then grabs a chair, but Berlyn runs over to stop him, but Jericho lays him out. He then tosses the chair to Storm, but Taka intercepts the chair and tries to hit storm, but Lance ducks and sweeps Taka’s legs causing Taka to fall and land on the chair. Storm then locks on the Canadian Maple Leaf for the win.
-We are in the dressing room of The Royal Guard. Daniels is listening to some classic music & Willoughby is talking to someone on the phone that is obviously King Jacob. Geoffrey walks in and Willoughby immediately hangs up the phone. Geoffrey reminds them that they are under his lead now that Jacob is the King of Halifar. And nothing or no one will take the titles from him.
-Ian is in his office and says that he has changed the match that he booked and now it is going to be a 4 corners Tag Match. He adds Kronik to the match and Evan Karagias is not happy. Ian jokes that The Slayers were in an antique shop the other day and the owner kept them.
HARDCORE MATCH
HEIDENREICH VS B.J.
BJ from Painful Procedure defeats Heidenreich after hitting him with a barbed wire 2x4.
-Death barges into Ian’s office and demands a match with Lesnar tonight. Sims says Death can have Lesnar next week, but he has to do something for him first.
-Geoffrey is with Teddy Hoss. Ted says the same thing he did to Sid about not being able to touch each other. Geoffrey says he dosen’t care what Sims says, He’ll get his hands on Sid before the night is over. He says he doesn’t even care about D-Kill.
-Ian comes to the ring in Street Clothes and says he just had a medical examination and he’s not cleared to wrestle so the match is off. Sid’s music starts and he comes out in street clothes as well. Ian says he is not medically cleared to wrestle and Sid shouldn’t take advantage of it. He offers to shake hands and walk away. Sid shakes his hand and then clobbers him…
SID VICIOUS VS IAN SIMS
Sid runs over Ian, picks him up and slams him down to the mat. He signals for the end and hits the powerbomb, 1-2-3.
-We see the Slayers walking through the back heading for the ring.
-Kronik tells Ian that the deal is off and they leave the arena. Ian tells them if they leave, they are fired. They tell him they don’t need his crap…THEY QUIT!!!!
SLAYERS VS TRENT ACID & EVAN KARAGIAS VS THE FUTURE
Sinister gets tagged in and cleans house of Jindrak & Acid. But he is hit by a low blow from Acid and a DDT by Jindrak. In a great part of the match Sinister has a sleeper on Trent Acid but jindrak has one on Sinister. Acid drops down for a jawbreaker on Sinister, which in turn causes Sinister to deliver a Jawbreaker to Jindrak. Overlord gets in and cleans house but gets hit with a savat kick by Jindrak. Evan Karagias hits a senton bomb on Overlord. Sinister hits the Sinister-slam on Frankie Kazarian, but Trent Acid nails Sinister with the ring bell and Kazarian rolls on top for the 3-count.
-When we come back from the break we see Ian celebrating with the 4 men that now collectively are known as The Future.
DEATH VS DRAGONFYRE
This is what Ian wanted Death to do, take out Dragonfyre. Dragonfyre didn’t want to fight his friend, but Death slapped him and told him to be a man. Death slapped him again. Dragonfyre then hit the Reignfyre for the pin.
-In the back, Kazarian is complaing to Jindrak, Acid, & Chris Hero about Evan Karagias. Evan runs up and says they all have to come outside because Sid is out there going crazy.
-D-Kill comes out and joins Mark Madden at the announce table.
NON-TITLE MATCH
TYLER PRITTS[xcw tv champ] VS MUHAMMAD HASSAN
Tyler and Hassan were both down. The Maniac shows up again and tries to have Tyler use a chair. Meanwhile D-Kill slips a chain to Hassan, who wraps the chain around his fist. Tyler finally took the chair and as Hassan came at him , he jerked the chair into the ribs of Hassan causing a DQ. As Maniac argues with the ref about Hassan having a chain, D-Kill came from behind and nailed him. Tyler chased D-kill to the back.
-In the back Jeff Jarrett enters TNA’s locker room. They are all eating from a catering cart. He says he has got TNA a match here on TNT tonight. He tells AMW to get ready as they are taking on Sims’ Private Security Force. He then asks where the cart came from? They say it was compliments of the Sims Family.
-Bruce the Giant is with Stacy Carter. He says that the career killer is just itching to come back out. He challenges Tyson Tomko to a BURIED ALIVE MATCH at LAST STAND.
-Jeff Jarrett and AMW are with Teddy Hoss. As Jarrett speaks, AMW is behind him and Teddy, hunched over in pain. They finally take off running towards the bathroom and Jarrett looks concerned.
MR. SIMS’ PRIVATE SECURITY FORCE w/Mr. Sims VS JEFF JARRET
AMW is unable to compete as they are attending to some personal bisiness. Jeff Jarrett attacked Buchanan from behind. Buchanan & Reigns hit a double spine buster. But Jarrett fought back and hit the Stroke on Reigns for the pin. He then blasts Mr. Buchanan with his guitar and escaped through the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
GEOFFREY[c] VS D-KILL
D-Kill had the match won, but set up a table in the corner. He went to spaer Geoffrey through it, but Geoffrey moved and D-Kill crashed right through it. He then hit his top rope leg drop for the victory. Sid then appeared on the big screen challenging Geoffery to come outside and fight him. There were a lot of wrestlers there egging Geoffrey on. Geoffrey grabs a lead pipe and goes outside. They brawl. The show ends with the two men brawling on top of a car.
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-The show opens with Jeff Jarrett clocking a Brock Lesanr fan outside the building as he and TNA enter the arena.
-We then see Lesnar in Ian’s office thanking him for making his match with Dragonfyre at LAST STAND a Steel Cage match.
-Mr. Sims comes to the ring. He says he has reinstated both Geoffrey and Sid Viscious but they cannot come in contact in the building tonight. He warns Geoffrey that when he hurts someone, he’ll never know when they’ll return and clobber him from behind. Sims announces Geoffrey vs Tyson Tomko for the XCW Title. Ian comes out to the top of the ramp. He says he is going to book a match tonight. It’s going to be Evan Karagias & Trent Acid vs the Future vs the Slayers. Mr. Sims then goes crazy and he books Sid Vicious against Ian. Sims then complains about the smell and says that it is Ian’s underwear.
-They show footage from earlier in the day where Geoffrey attacked DW Culpepper, esq. Tyson Tomko comes to the rescue setting up tonight’s main event.
-Sid is with Teddy Hoss. He says that the only reason the match at LAST STAND would be called off is if he touches Geoffrey. Because if he does he does, there would be nothing left of Geoffrey.
-We see Jindrak & Kazarian taking a TV and cable wires out of Dragonfyre’s locker room at Ian’s request.
-The Thrill Seekers come out acting injured again for their match against Taka Michinoku & Berlyn. But before they could bring out Painful Procedure to replace them, Mr. Sims came out with a piece of paper. He said that this was their medical release signed by their doctor and this match happens as scheduled.
THRILL SEEKERS VS TAKA MICHINOKU & BERLYN
The match started with Jericho delivering a huge dropkick on Berlyn. Berlyn came back with a side kick and tagged in Taka. Storm was in now also. Taka hits a Michinoku driver but Jericho puts Storms foot on the rope to break the count. Jericho then grabs a chair, but Berlyn runs over to stop him, but Jericho lays him out. He then tosses the chair to Storm, but Taka intercepts the chair and tries to hit storm, but Lance ducks and sweeps Taka’s legs causing Taka to fall and land on the chair. Storm then locks on the Canadian Maple Leaf for the win.
-We are in the dressing room of The Royal Guard. Daniels is listening to some classic music & Willoughby is talking to someone on the phone that is obviously King Jacob. Geoffrey walks in and Willoughby immediately hangs up the phone. Geoffrey reminds them that they are under his lead now that Jacob is the King of Halifar. And nothing or no one will take the titles from him.
-Ian is in his office and says that he has changed the match that he booked and now it is going to be a 4 corners Tag Match. He adds Kronik to the match and Evan Karagias is not happy. Ian jokes that The Slayers were in an antique shop the other day and the owner kept them.
HARDCORE MATCH
HEIDENREICH VS B.J.
BJ from Painful Procedure defeats Heidenreich after hitting him with a barbed wire 2x4.
-Death barges into Ian’s office and demands a match with Lesnar tonight. Sims says Death can have Lesnar next week, but he has to do something for him first.
-Geoffrey is with Teddy Hoss. Ted says the same thing he did to Sid about not being able to touch each other. Geoffrey says he dosen’t care what Sims says, He’ll get his hands on Sid before the night is over. He says he doesn’t even care about D-Kill.
-Ian comes to the ring in Street Clothes and says he just had a medical examination and he’s not cleared to wrestle so the match is off. Sid’s music starts and he comes out in street clothes as well. Ian says he is not medically cleared to wrestle and Sid shouldn’t take advantage of it. He offers to shake hands and walk away. Sid shakes his hand and then clobbers him…
SID VICIOUS VS IAN SIMS
Sid runs over Ian, picks him up and slams him down to the mat. He signals for the end and hits the powerbomb, 1-2-3.
-We see the Slayers walking through the back heading for the ring.
-Kronik tells Ian that the deal is off and they leave the arena. Ian tells them if they leave, they are fired. They tell him they don’t need his crap…THEY QUIT!!!!
SLAYERS VS TRENT ACID & EVAN KARAGIAS VS THE FUTURE
Sinister gets tagged in and cleans house of Jindrak & Acid. But he is hit by a low blow from Acid and a DDT by Jindrak. In a great part of the match Sinister has a sleeper on Trent Acid but jindrak has one on Sinister. Acid drops down for a jawbreaker on Sinister, which in turn causes Sinister to deliver a Jawbreaker to Jindrak. Overlord gets in and cleans house but gets hit with a savat kick by Jindrak. Evan Karagias hits a senton bomb on Overlord. Sinister hits the Sinister-slam on Frankie Kazarian, but Trent Acid nails Sinister with the ring bell and Kazarian rolls on top for the 3-count.
-When we come back from the break we see Ian celebrating with the 4 men that now collectively are known as The Future.
DEATH VS DRAGONFYRE
This is what Ian wanted Death to do, take out Dragonfyre. Dragonfyre didn’t want to fight his friend, but Death slapped him and told him to be a man. Death slapped him again. Dragonfyre then hit the Reignfyre for the pin.
-In the back, Kazarian is complaing to Jindrak, Acid, & Chris Hero about Evan Karagias. Evan runs up and says they all have to come outside because Sid is out there going crazy.
-D-Kill comes out and joins Mark Madden at the announce table.
NON-TITLE MATCH
TYLER PRITTS[xcw tv champ] VS MUHAMMAD HASSAN
Tyler and Hassan were both down. The Maniac shows up again and tries to have Tyler use a chair. Meanwhile D-Kill slips a chain to Hassan, who wraps the chain around his fist. Tyler finally took the chair and as Hassan came at him , he jerked the chair into the ribs of Hassan causing a DQ. As Maniac argues with the ref about Hassan having a chain, D-Kill came from behind and nailed him. Tyler chased D-kill to the back.
-In the back Jeff Jarrett enters TNA’s locker room. They are all eating from a catering cart. He says he has got TNA a match here on TNT tonight. He tells AMW to get ready as they are taking on Sims’ Private Security Force. He then asks where the cart came from? They say it was compliments of the Sims Family.
-Bruce the Giant is with Stacy Carter. He says that the career killer is just itching to come back out. He challenges Tyson Tomko to a BURIED ALIVE MATCH at LAST STAND.
-Jeff Jarrett and AMW are with Teddy Hoss. As Jarrett speaks, AMW is behind him and Teddy, hunched over in pain. They finally take off running towards the bathroom and Jarrett looks concerned.
MR. SIMS’ PRIVATE SECURITY FORCE w/Mr. Sims VS JEFF JARRET
AMW is unable to compete as they are attending to some personal bisiness. Jeff Jarrett attacked Buchanan from behind. Buchanan & Reigns hit a double spine buster. But Jarrett fought back and hit the Stroke on Reigns for the pin. He then blasts Mr. Buchanan with his guitar and escaped through the crowd.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
GEOFFREY[c] VS D-KILL
D-Kill had the match won, but set up a table in the corner. He went to spaer Geoffrey through it, but Geoffrey moved and D-Kill crashed right through it. He then hit his top rope leg drop for the victory. Sid then appeared on the big screen challenging Geoffery to come outside and fight him. There were a lot of wrestlers there egging Geoffrey on. Geoffrey grabs a lead pipe and goes outside. They brawl. The show ends with the two men brawling on top of a car.