Post by James Sims on Aug 8, 2005 8:18:10 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]**XCW: CHAMPIONS
PRE-SHOW**[/glow]
PRE-SHOW**[/glow]
MM: Hello everyone and welcome to XCW: Champions. We are here at the Nassau Veteran's Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, New York. Home of the New York Islanders and tonight it is the site of the 3 plus hours of edge of your seat excitement known as HEAT WAVE 2K5.
DC: This is going to be one hell of a show with all XCW titles on the line and every XCW star in attendance.
MM: You will have to excuse me if I seem a little over joyed this evening. My hometown boy, Danny Marino, was inducted into the NFL hall of fame earlier today along with THE GREATEST sports announcer, besides myself of course, Myron Cope.
DC: COPE? That guy is a bumbling fool. You can't understand a d**n word he says. But I will give him credit, he has a great face for radio (chuckles).
MM: Ok...Ok Don, now down to more serious business. The heat is on D-Kill here tonight. He ha been on a bit of a losing streak since joining XCW and last night on XTREME WARFARE he lost to Ken Shamrock who was disguised as Night Tiger.
DC: That was a brilliant way to get into D-Kill's head. The only question now is will that plan backfire and actually give D-Kill more motivation to win?
MM: What more motivation do you need aside form the XCW World Title? Who ever survives this match will get the shot at Prince Jacob's title.
DC: Speaking of surviving, how did Prometheus survive the Dudley Boys last night? They had him in a handicap match with a chance to become the #1 contenders for the XCW Tag Team Titles.
MM: That was pure heart displayed last night. Prometheus persevered and now will face the Alpha Males tonight for the titles. For more on this lets go to Jerry Beasley who has Prometheus. Jerry...?
JB: What the f**k do you want Madden?
MM: You are supposed to be talking to Prometheus about his match tonight.
JB: I know what the f**k I'm supposed to be doing, but that not a very nice person ain't here yet. Wait a minute here comes somebody.
A white Lexus pulls up. Jerry runs over to see who it is. Dragonfyre gets out. Beasley approaches him.
JB: Dragonass, Why the hell did you leave Prometheus out to dry last night?
Dragonfyre says nothing as he gets his luggage out of the trunk.
JB: Hey not a very nice person! I'm talking to you.
Dragonfyre pushes past him and enters the building.
JB: What the f**k is your problem?
Dragonfyre finally turns to face Beasley.
DF: Pieces of nuts like you! That’s my problem! Why can't you people leave me alone. I don't trust Prometheus. As soon as I leave my guard down...blam! He is gonna side swipe, so I decide just to separate my self from him. End of story!
Dragonfyre turns and enters his locker room.
JB: There you have it straight from the jackass himself. Oh and hey Madden, lose some f**king weight.
MM: Oh your one to talk Jerry.
JB: just shut your pie hole and do your d**n job.
MM: Ok when we comeback we have a free view match as well as a look at the rest of the card for HEAT WAVE 2K5.
---commercial---
MM: Welcome back. We are less than 20 minutes away from HEAT WAVE. ECW will have a pretty big presence in the pay-per-view. To talk about the matches lets go to XCW President & ECW mastermind, Paul Heyman.
PH: That's right Madden, you remember I am STILL your boss and there is not a d**n thing those Sims brats can do about it.
MM: Well Paul as we said your ECW guys have some high profile matches here tonight. What do you see happening in those matches?
PH: Total domination Madden, total domination. These XCW losers don't stand a chance against true wrestling superstars. Look at Victor Kahn. He is nothing more than an ECW wanna-be. And Balls is going to show everyone that tonight. But that is not the only fly we are going to swat. The Dudleys will have a match tonight.
MM: They will? Against who?
PH: If you would shut up and let me tell you, you will find out.
MM: Sorry Mr. Heyman.
PH: Yes you are Mark, very sorry. Now tonight the Dudleys will finally get their hands on the Prince's newest bodyguards...the SCREAMING EAGLES.
MM: Wow that is a huge announcement. The Eagles just won their debut last night against Old School.
PH: They got lucky, but tonight that luck runs out.
MM: Two more of your guys, Raven & Mike Awesome, will compete in a Clockwork Orange-House of Fun match & a Last Man Standing match respectively. These seem to be very ECW oriented matches.
PH: Raven & Mike could beat these guys any where, any time. It just so happens that this time around the odds happen to be in their favor. And that is the way we like it. Now get out of here! We have work to do.
DC: Seems like you pissed him off.
MM: I was just doing my job as a research journalist.
DC: Ok "Brain".
MM: Let's take another break and when we return we will see Tommy Dreamer taking on Berlyn.
---commercial---
Berlyn is already in the ring when the ECW theme plays and Tommy Dreamer comes to the ramp. He does his poses with his arms extended and looking to the sky. Then out of nowhere D-Kill attacks. He throws Dreamer from the stage. He then stomps to the ring. He makes short work of Berlyn and then grabs the microphone.
D-Kill: Shamrock!! Ken Shamrock!! Get your ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!! (no response) Come on you d**n coward. You can't hide under a mask tonight! (Shamrock sprints to the ring) Yeah come one you coward!
Shamrock slides in the ring and the men are nose-to-nose. Several XCW officials run out to pull them apart. Soon enough Ian comes to the ramp.
IS: What are you fools doing? You can't wait to beat the hell out of each other? Then fine! Ring the d**n bell. This match starts right now!
MM: Wholly Crap! This match is happening right now on XCW Champions!
[glow=red,2,300]#1 CONTENDER MATCH
D-KILL VS KEN SHAMROCK[/glow]
The two men were trading right hands. The match was much more physical than one would think. Shamrock once again locked on the ankle lock. D-Kill once again rolled to try and escape, but just like the night before Shamrock held on. D-Kill then turned and some who got to one foot and delivered an enziguri. Shamrock released the hold. D-Kill then set up the Spear, but missed and got posted instead. Shamrock went for the pin, but D-Kill kicked out at 2. Shamrock hit his own spear, but D-Kill once again kicked out. Shamrock then went for a belly-to-belly suplex, but D-Kill escaped and hit an inverted DDT. D-Kill then went to the top rope and waited for Shamrock to get up. Once he did, D-Kill hit him with a spear from the top rope. D-Kill made the cover and got the pin. D-Kill will now face Jacob Von Tratten for the XCW World Title.
MM: Well that's all the time we have. Be sure to join us right now on pay-per-view & stay-tuned after the show for another special edition of XCW : Champions. For Jerry Beasley & Don Callas, this has been Mark Madden. [/center]