Post by James Sims on Jun 12, 2005 20:54:55 GMT -5
[glow=red,9,300]DEADLY GAMES
JUNE 12, 2005[/glow]
JUNE 12, 2005[/glow]
The show opens with a video package chronicling the recent events with ECW: Revolt against XCW. Pyros hit and the crowd is going wild as the camera pans the crowd we see some signs:
HEY KEVIN!! THROW ME A DEW!!
E-C-DUB!!!
I WANT DELIVERANCE SEX!!!!!
The camera then goes to the announce position where there are 3 men seated.
Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to DEADLY GAMES!! As you may have noticed our announce team has grown by one. Welcome Rough & Ready Jerry Beasley to the XCW announce team.
Jerry Beasley: Thanks…Joey. Sims sent I disagree out here to make sure you call this sumpregnant dog down the middle. He doesn’t trust you with your ECW background.
Mark Madden: Hey, I never thought about that. You’re a spy for Heyman, aren’t you Styles.
Styles: I work for XCW.
Beasley: That’s what Tom Arnold said.
Styles: Tom Arnold? Do you mean Benedict Arnold?
Beasley: I’m sure he probably said it too. (turns to Madden) Isn’t that the guy from Happy Days?
Madden chuckles while Styles just puts his hand on his head and shakes it.
Styles: Well any way, we have one hell of a card here tonight. Every match has a special stipulation. From Table matches to dumpster matches to Parking lot brawls, we got it covered.
Beasley: Sounds like a bunch of ECW nuts if you ask me.
Styles: Well no one did ask you, Jerry.
Beasley: f**k YOU Styles!!! Sims brought me out here to talk, and I’ll say whatever the hell I want to. You got it? [shoves a finger in Styles’ face]
Madden: Settle down children. It’s time for the first match.
Beasley: Shut..the..f**k Up!!!
Styles: OK?! Let’s go to the ring.
[glow=red,2,300]TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH
WINNERS GET TAG TITLE SHOT ON XTREME WARFARE THIS WEEK
DEMONS OF RAGE (Spite & Anger) VS THE ALPHA MALES (Christian York & Evan Karagias)[/glow]
Styles: This looks like it is going to be power vs speed.
Madden: I don’t think those pip-squeaks stand a chance against those monsters.
Styles: I’m not to sure about that Mark. Evan & York have the experience factor.
Madden how the hell do you know that? Do you know who the Demons are Styles? How about you Jerry? Do you know who they are?
Beasley: They wear f**king masks Madden! How the f**k do I know who they are! I don’t have f**kin x-ray vision you dumb f**k!
Styles: WOW Jerry! It’s a good thing were on pay-per-view.
Styles: Spite is starting out the match against Evan Karagias.
Madden: Didn’t Evan at one time retire from wrestling to be a model?
Beasley: A model? What is he a homo?
Styles: Jerry, please!?
Beasley: What’s wrong with you Styles? You a fruit too?
Styles: Can we please get back to the match? Alpha Males now with the double team. They whip Spite into the ropes. OH MY GAWD!!! Spite just took out the Males with a double dropkick. Anger Irish whips York, but he holds on…short clothesline.
Madden: Can the person sitting in the fourth row please return Christian York’s head.
Styles: York out at 2 ½. Anger drags York to the Demons’ corner. York propped up in the corner. Anger delivering elbow after elbow.
Beasley: Get out of that corner you homo!!!
Styles: JERRY!!!
Beasley: Oh Sorry Joey. Get out of that corner you…f*g!!
Madden: Joey its no use arguing with him.
Styles: Demons whip York across the ring. Spite charging in…Avalanche!!
Madden: Here comes Anger…Another Avalanche!
Beasley: That guy looks like an opossum that got hit by a Mac Truck.
Madden: You would know Jerry.
Styles: Hey guys the action has spilled out of the ring. And it looks like they are headed this way.
Rage has the ring steps and …Oh My Gawd!!.. He just slammed them over Karagias’ head.
Madden: Now where are the Demons going?
They go under the ring and both men return with tables. Spite sets one up and puts Evan on top of it. Anger then puts another table on top of Karagias. Spite goes to the top turnbuckle, but York moves the tables and Spite dives at York with a senton, both men crash into the railing.
Beasley: Those d**n Alphabet Males were an inch away from having their asses handed to them. I can’t believe they are still in this match.
Styles: York and Spite are starting to stir. Wait a minute. What’s this?
Madden: It’s those d**n Hillbillies! What do they want in this match?
Styles: They probably are upset about being overlooked in this match. I’m sure they think they deserve a title shot.
Beasley: Either that or they figure them homo…I mean f*gs are into DELIVERANCE SEX.
Styles: Madden how do you put up with this guy every week?
Madden: It’s a battle Joey, trust me.
Styles: The Hillbilly Hitmen are in the ring. They have Christian York and are about to power bomb him through the table. Demon Anger takes them out before they can do it.
Beasley: What is that not a very nice person think he is doing? The Demons were about to win?
Styles: Has it ever accrued to you that the Demons would like to win this match on their own.
Beasley: Hey if someone is gonna f**kin help me win, I aint stopping his ass.
Spite is back in the ring. The Demons take out The Hillbillies. Anger sets up a table. They have Evan Karagias in the corner. They pick him up for a double super-plex.
Styles: Oh My Gawd!! York moved the table!! Where did he come from?
York picks up Spite and whips him across the ring…clothesline. York drops a leg on Spite, but now Anger is back to his feet. He sets a table up on the outside. He then drags Karagias out of the ring and prepares to pile drive him through the table.
Madden: If he hits this it is all over.
Beasley: No nuts Madden? So that’s how you win a table match. You’re a d**n genius Madden.
Karagias back drops out of the pile driver. Evan then collapses to the arena floor. Back inside the ring, Anger picks up a beaten and bloody Christian York and power bombs him over the top rope and send him crashing through the table where Karagias was just standing.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! The Alpha Males are DEAD!!!
Madden: Look at that destruction!! The Demons of Rage are animals!!
Styles: We better get some EMTs out here to help these guys.
Beasley: Those guys are wimps. Hell I remember getting a chunk of I disagree ripped off in a Bunkhouse match against Dusty Rhodes in Tupelo, Mississippi and I rode a horse home.
Styles: That’s nice Jerry, but I hope who ever is the tag champs at the end the night, whether it be OLD SCHOOL or DREAMER & SANDMAN, watched this match and are prepared for the fight of their life come Wednesday.
Madden: Well this next match is going to be pure and utter violence. It is going to be so violent; it isn’t even going to be held in the arena.
Beasley: Is it going to be another Drunken Trailer Trash Brawl?
Styles: No Jerry, It’s a Cemetery Match. This has become something of Prometheus’ specialty of late.
Beasley: What f**king kinda match is that?
Madden: Just watch it Jerry and no there will be NO Deliverance sex for the loser.
Beasley: d**n!
HEY KEVIN!! THROW ME A DEW!!
E-C-DUB!!!
I WANT DELIVERANCE SEX!!!!!
The camera then goes to the announce position where there are 3 men seated.
Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to DEADLY GAMES!! As you may have noticed our announce team has grown by one. Welcome Rough & Ready Jerry Beasley to the XCW announce team.
Jerry Beasley: Thanks…Joey. Sims sent I disagree out here to make sure you call this sumpregnant dog down the middle. He doesn’t trust you with your ECW background.
Mark Madden: Hey, I never thought about that. You’re a spy for Heyman, aren’t you Styles.
Styles: I work for XCW.
Beasley: That’s what Tom Arnold said.
Styles: Tom Arnold? Do you mean Benedict Arnold?
Beasley: I’m sure he probably said it too. (turns to Madden) Isn’t that the guy from Happy Days?
Madden chuckles while Styles just puts his hand on his head and shakes it.
Styles: Well any way, we have one hell of a card here tonight. Every match has a special stipulation. From Table matches to dumpster matches to Parking lot brawls, we got it covered.
Beasley: Sounds like a bunch of ECW nuts if you ask me.
Styles: Well no one did ask you, Jerry.
Beasley: f**k YOU Styles!!! Sims brought me out here to talk, and I’ll say whatever the hell I want to. You got it? [shoves a finger in Styles’ face]
Madden: Settle down children. It’s time for the first match.
Beasley: Shut..the..f**k Up!!!
Styles: OK?! Let’s go to the ring.
[glow=red,2,300]TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH
WINNERS GET TAG TITLE SHOT ON XTREME WARFARE THIS WEEK
DEMONS OF RAGE (Spite & Anger) VS THE ALPHA MALES (Christian York & Evan Karagias)[/glow]
Styles: This looks like it is going to be power vs speed.
Madden: I don’t think those pip-squeaks stand a chance against those monsters.
Styles: I’m not to sure about that Mark. Evan & York have the experience factor.
Madden how the hell do you know that? Do you know who the Demons are Styles? How about you Jerry? Do you know who they are?
Beasley: They wear f**king masks Madden! How the f**k do I know who they are! I don’t have f**kin x-ray vision you dumb f**k!
Styles: WOW Jerry! It’s a good thing were on pay-per-view.
Styles: Spite is starting out the match against Evan Karagias.
Madden: Didn’t Evan at one time retire from wrestling to be a model?
Beasley: A model? What is he a homo?
Styles: Jerry, please!?
Beasley: What’s wrong with you Styles? You a fruit too?
Styles: Can we please get back to the match? Alpha Males now with the double team. They whip Spite into the ropes. OH MY GAWD!!! Spite just took out the Males with a double dropkick. Anger Irish whips York, but he holds on…short clothesline.
Madden: Can the person sitting in the fourth row please return Christian York’s head.
Styles: York out at 2 ½. Anger drags York to the Demons’ corner. York propped up in the corner. Anger delivering elbow after elbow.
Beasley: Get out of that corner you homo!!!
Styles: JERRY!!!
Beasley: Oh Sorry Joey. Get out of that corner you…f*g!!
Madden: Joey its no use arguing with him.
Styles: Demons whip York across the ring. Spite charging in…Avalanche!!
Madden: Here comes Anger…Another Avalanche!
Beasley: That guy looks like an opossum that got hit by a Mac Truck.
Madden: You would know Jerry.
Styles: Hey guys the action has spilled out of the ring. And it looks like they are headed this way.
Rage has the ring steps and …Oh My Gawd!!.. He just slammed them over Karagias’ head.
Madden: Now where are the Demons going?
They go under the ring and both men return with tables. Spite sets one up and puts Evan on top of it. Anger then puts another table on top of Karagias. Spite goes to the top turnbuckle, but York moves the tables and Spite dives at York with a senton, both men crash into the railing.
Beasley: Those d**n Alphabet Males were an inch away from having their asses handed to them. I can’t believe they are still in this match.
Styles: York and Spite are starting to stir. Wait a minute. What’s this?
Madden: It’s those d**n Hillbillies! What do they want in this match?
Styles: They probably are upset about being overlooked in this match. I’m sure they think they deserve a title shot.
Beasley: Either that or they figure them homo…I mean f*gs are into DELIVERANCE SEX.
Styles: Madden how do you put up with this guy every week?
Madden: It’s a battle Joey, trust me.
Styles: The Hillbilly Hitmen are in the ring. They have Christian York and are about to power bomb him through the table. Demon Anger takes them out before they can do it.
Beasley: What is that not a very nice person think he is doing? The Demons were about to win?
Styles: Has it ever accrued to you that the Demons would like to win this match on their own.
Beasley: Hey if someone is gonna f**kin help me win, I aint stopping his ass.
Spite is back in the ring. The Demons take out The Hillbillies. Anger sets up a table. They have Evan Karagias in the corner. They pick him up for a double super-plex.
Styles: Oh My Gawd!! York moved the table!! Where did he come from?
York picks up Spite and whips him across the ring…clothesline. York drops a leg on Spite, but now Anger is back to his feet. He sets a table up on the outside. He then drags Karagias out of the ring and prepares to pile drive him through the table.
Madden: If he hits this it is all over.
Beasley: No nuts Madden? So that’s how you win a table match. You’re a d**n genius Madden.
Karagias back drops out of the pile driver. Evan then collapses to the arena floor. Back inside the ring, Anger picks up a beaten and bloody Christian York and power bombs him over the top rope and send him crashing through the table where Karagias was just standing.
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!! The Alpha Males are DEAD!!!
Madden: Look at that destruction!! The Demons of Rage are animals!!
Styles: We better get some EMTs out here to help these guys.
Beasley: Those guys are wimps. Hell I remember getting a chunk of I disagree ripped off in a Bunkhouse match against Dusty Rhodes in Tupelo, Mississippi and I rode a horse home.
Styles: That’s nice Jerry, but I hope who ever is the tag champs at the end the night, whether it be OLD SCHOOL or DREAMER & SANDMAN, watched this match and are prepared for the fight of their life come Wednesday.
Madden: Well this next match is going to be pure and utter violence. It is going to be so violent; it isn’t even going to be held in the arena.
Beasley: Is it going to be another Drunken Trailer Trash Brawl?
Styles: No Jerry, It’s a Cemetery Match. This has become something of Prometheus’ specialty of late.
Beasley: What f**king kinda match is that?
Madden: Just watch it Jerry and no there will be NO Deliverance sex for the loser.
Beasley: d**n!