Post by James Sims on Apr 24, 2005 20:57:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]BIOHAZARD
Sunday April 24, 2005[/glow]
"Feel Good Inc" by the Gorillaz is playing as pyros are exploding as the Pay-Per-View opens. We quickly go to the back where a Chrystler 300c pulls up outside. Mr Sims steps out.
MARK MADDEN: Styles, thats Mr Sims, our former owner. What the hell is he doing here?
JOEY STYLES: How do I know Mark?
MADDEN: Well you always act like you know everything.
STYLES: I guess we'll just have to wait and see, Mark.
Sims walks into the arena and security dosent stop him. He walks right up to the NWA President's locker room and enters.
MADDEN: That's DiBiase's office! What is going on here?
The camera is back at ringside area and we see Joey Styles and Mark Madden sitting at the announce table.
Styles: Hello fans and welcome to BIOHAZARD comming to you live from Clevland, Ohio.
Madden: WOW! What a card we have tonight. Just think by the time we leave here we could have 3 new champions.
Styles: Well Mark, we know that we will see atleast one new champion, as Prometheus will face Abyss in the finals for the vacant NWA Heavyweight Championship.
Madden: Yeah Styles. And that is gonna be one helluva match. And dont forget that NWA President, Ted DiBiase has made it a Last MAn Standing match.
Styles: Lets just hope Abyss even makes it to the match as he also has to defend his X Title against Raven in a 3 Stages of Hell match.
Madden: If anyone can survive those odds its that saddistic bastard, Abyss.
Just then Raven's entrance music starts
Madden: Well Joey, looks like we wont have to wait to long to find out. Here comes Raven.
Styles: This one is gonna get ugly really quick.
[glow=red,2,300]3-STAGES OF HELL MATCH FOR THE nwa x tITLE
aBYSS (C) VS rAVEN[/glow]
Raven comes to the ring pushing a shopping cart full of weapons and house hold items. He starts tossing them into the ring.
Madden: Jeez, Joey it looks like Raven brought out every thing except the kitchen sink. [just then Raven tosses a sink basin into the ring] Nevermind.
Styles: It looks as this match is going to be under HARDCORE rules.
Madden: Either that or Extreme Home Makeover rules.
Styles: I love that show.
Madden: You would.
Styles: What is that supposed to mean?
Madden: Dont worry about and call the match...you pansey.
Styles: Hey...!
Just then Abyss's music hits and out comes the champion with the belt over his shoulder. Abyss dosent even get to the ring as Raven attacks him.
Styles:Raven slams Abyss
Madden:Abyss eats a trash can...Not literally obviously.
Styles:Back elbow connects, Abyss staggers backward. Raven slams Abyss down. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss smashes a Playstation console over the head of Raven. Abyss hits a piledriver on Raven. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven powers out of a Abyss headlock. Full nelson on Abyss.
Madden: I remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked.
Styles: 1 - 2 - kick out. Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Abyss elbows Raven in the face to break a hammerlock.
Madden:Raven gets smacked around like a pregnant dog.
Styles: Raven elbows Abyss in the face to break a hammerlock. Rude Awakening on Abyss by Raven. Raven moves in for the kill. Raven Effect DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Madden: Thats it Styles. Raven goes up 1-0. I pick Raven to regain the title.
Styles: So Raven's your pick?
Madden: For now.
As the wrestlers are regaining their bearings and regaining strength a steel cage begins to lower around the ring.
Styles: Oh my Gawd!!! These guys trully are going through hell.
Madden: This is gonna get bloody, Styles. I hope the EMTs are standing by.
Styles: Raven launches Abyss into the cage wall. Big piledriver on Abyss. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss slams Raven. Big clothesline on Raven. Abyss launches Raven into the cage wall. Big clothesline on Raven. Abyss climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Raven! Raven ducks a Abyss clothesline. Raven hits a piledriver on Abyss. Spear! Abyss is down. Thrown slam by Raven. Raven throws Abyss into the cage. Abyss reverses a waistlock. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Lariat,
Madden: Apparently Abyss thinks he is Stan Hansen.
Styles: Abyss moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Sidewalk Slam. Abyss climbs the cage,
Madden: Raven can only look on in despair.
Styles: Abyss escapes for the win! Its now tied Mark.
Madden: I knew it! I knew my pick Abyss would come through.
Styles: I thought Raven was your pick?
Madden: What?! You better get your ears checked Styles. I picked Abyss.
Styles: Whatever. It comes down to the Final Stage of Hell...TLC!
Madden: Tables, Ladder, and Chairs...
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!
Styles: Abyss gets slammed hard onto the ladder. Big piledriver on Abyss. Abyss ducks a clothesline attempt. Raven takes a headbutt from Abyss. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Raven gets a face-full of ladder. Abyss with a spinning neckbreaker on Raven. Raven elbows Abyss in the face to break a hammerlock. Raven hits a bulldog off the ropes. Powerbomb on Abyss. Rude Awakening on Abyss by Raven. Raven throws Abyss into a ladder in the corner. Abyss counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big backdrop on Raven, executed well. Spear! Raven is down. Raven is in trouble. Sidewalk Slam! Abyss goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win.
Madden: What a match!!! Abyss retains the X Title.
Styles: Abyss may have won this match, but his night isn't over yet, Mark. He still has to face Prometheus, who has been sitting in the back watching this match while Abyss was sweating & bleeding.
Madden: Like I said earlier Styles, Abyss is a sadistic bastard. He strives on pain. I have no doubt that he will be ready for Prometheus and the NWA Title.
Styles: Ok were ready for our next match up.
Madden: Boy is this going to be a change of pace. We go from a war to a match that will be so fast you are gonna need to use the slow motion on your TIVO.
Styles: TIV...what?
Madden: TIVO...you mean you never...nevermind
[glow=red,2,300]Christopher Daniels vs Bludmoone[/glow]
Styles: Dropkick connects..
Madden: Daniels goes down like a skanky hooker.
Styles: If anyone would know it would be you.
Madden; Hey fat guys have needs too.
Styles: Sorry I mentioned it. Bludmoone hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hard back suplex on Daniels. Kick by Bludmoone...to the facial regions.
Madden: Break that nose! Yeah!
Styles: Daniels kicks Bludmoone in the gut to reverse the momentum. Christopher Daniels snap suplexes Bludmoone. Brainbuster suplex by Christopher Daniels. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Bludmoone reverses a Christopher Daniels hammerlock. Super kick by Bludmoone. 1 - 2 - kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, Daniels goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Daniels counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dropkick connects...Bludmoone goes down. Bludmoone gets out the back of a Christopher Daniels bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow from Bludmoone. Christopher Daniels can barely stand. Impaler! 1....2....3.
Madden: Bludmoone pulled that one outta his ass.
Styles: what do you mean? Bludmoone carried the match.
Madden: What match were you watching?
Just then Daniels grabs a mic and starts complaining that Bludmoone pulled his tights. That Bludmoone cheated. He then challenges Bludmoone to a rematch on TV this week. Bludmoone accepts.
Sunday April 24, 2005[/glow]
"Feel Good Inc" by the Gorillaz is playing as pyros are exploding as the Pay-Per-View opens. We quickly go to the back where a Chrystler 300c pulls up outside. Mr Sims steps out.
MARK MADDEN: Styles, thats Mr Sims, our former owner. What the hell is he doing here?
JOEY STYLES: How do I know Mark?
MADDEN: Well you always act like you know everything.
STYLES: I guess we'll just have to wait and see, Mark.
Sims walks into the arena and security dosent stop him. He walks right up to the NWA President's locker room and enters.
MADDEN: That's DiBiase's office! What is going on here?
The camera is back at ringside area and we see Joey Styles and Mark Madden sitting at the announce table.
Styles: Hello fans and welcome to BIOHAZARD comming to you live from Clevland, Ohio.
Madden: WOW! What a card we have tonight. Just think by the time we leave here we could have 3 new champions.
Styles: Well Mark, we know that we will see atleast one new champion, as Prometheus will face Abyss in the finals for the vacant NWA Heavyweight Championship.
Madden: Yeah Styles. And that is gonna be one helluva match. And dont forget that NWA President, Ted DiBiase has made it a Last MAn Standing match.
Styles: Lets just hope Abyss even makes it to the match as he also has to defend his X Title against Raven in a 3 Stages of Hell match.
Madden: If anyone can survive those odds its that saddistic bastard, Abyss.
Just then Raven's entrance music starts
Madden: Well Joey, looks like we wont have to wait to long to find out. Here comes Raven.
Styles: This one is gonna get ugly really quick.
[glow=red,2,300]3-STAGES OF HELL MATCH FOR THE nwa x tITLE
aBYSS (C) VS rAVEN[/glow]
Raven comes to the ring pushing a shopping cart full of weapons and house hold items. He starts tossing them into the ring.
Madden: Jeez, Joey it looks like Raven brought out every thing except the kitchen sink. [just then Raven tosses a sink basin into the ring] Nevermind.
Styles: It looks as this match is going to be under HARDCORE rules.
Madden: Either that or Extreme Home Makeover rules.
Styles: I love that show.
Madden: You would.
Styles: What is that supposed to mean?
Madden: Dont worry about and call the match...you pansey.
Styles: Hey...!
Just then Abyss's music hits and out comes the champion with the belt over his shoulder. Abyss dosent even get to the ring as Raven attacks him.
Styles:Raven slams Abyss
Madden:Abyss eats a trash can...Not literally obviously.
Styles:Back elbow connects, Abyss staggers backward. Raven slams Abyss down. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss smashes a Playstation console over the head of Raven. Abyss hits a piledriver on Raven. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Raven powers out of a Abyss headlock. Full nelson on Abyss.
Madden: I remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked.
Styles: 1 - 2 - kick out. Raven scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Abyss elbows Raven in the face to break a hammerlock.
Madden:Raven gets smacked around like a pregnant dog.
Styles: Raven elbows Abyss in the face to break a hammerlock. Rude Awakening on Abyss by Raven. Raven moves in for the kill. Raven Effect DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Madden: Thats it Styles. Raven goes up 1-0. I pick Raven to regain the title.
Styles: So Raven's your pick?
Madden: For now.
As the wrestlers are regaining their bearings and regaining strength a steel cage begins to lower around the ring.
Styles: Oh my Gawd!!! These guys trully are going through hell.
Madden: This is gonna get bloody, Styles. I hope the EMTs are standing by.
Styles: Raven launches Abyss into the cage wall. Big piledriver on Abyss. Abyss reverses a hip toss. Abyss slams Raven. Big clothesline on Raven. Abyss launches Raven into the cage wall. Big clothesline on Raven. Abyss climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Raven! Raven ducks a Abyss clothesline. Raven hits a piledriver on Abyss. Spear! Abyss is down. Thrown slam by Raven. Raven throws Abyss into the cage. Abyss reverses a waistlock. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Lariat,
Madden: Apparently Abyss thinks he is Stan Hansen.
Styles: Abyss moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Sidewalk Slam. Abyss climbs the cage,
Madden: Raven can only look on in despair.
Styles: Abyss escapes for the win! Its now tied Mark.
Madden: I knew it! I knew my pick Abyss would come through.
Styles: I thought Raven was your pick?
Madden: What?! You better get your ears checked Styles. I picked Abyss.
Styles: Whatever. It comes down to the Final Stage of Hell...TLC!
Madden: Tables, Ladder, and Chairs...
Styles: OH MY GAWD!!!!
Styles: Abyss gets slammed hard onto the ladder. Big piledriver on Abyss. Abyss ducks a clothesline attempt. Raven takes a headbutt from Abyss. Back elbow connects, Raven staggers backward. Raven gets a face-full of ladder. Abyss with a spinning neckbreaker on Raven. Raven elbows Abyss in the face to break a hammerlock. Raven hits a bulldog off the ropes. Powerbomb on Abyss. Rude Awakening on Abyss by Raven. Raven throws Abyss into a ladder in the corner. Abyss counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big backdrop on Raven, executed well. Spear! Raven is down. Raven is in trouble. Sidewalk Slam! Abyss goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win.
Madden: What a match!!! Abyss retains the X Title.
Styles: Abyss may have won this match, but his night isn't over yet, Mark. He still has to face Prometheus, who has been sitting in the back watching this match while Abyss was sweating & bleeding.
Madden: Like I said earlier Styles, Abyss is a sadistic bastard. He strives on pain. I have no doubt that he will be ready for Prometheus and the NWA Title.
Styles: Ok were ready for our next match up.
Madden: Boy is this going to be a change of pace. We go from a war to a match that will be so fast you are gonna need to use the slow motion on your TIVO.
Styles: TIV...what?
Madden: TIVO...you mean you never...nevermind
[glow=red,2,300]Christopher Daniels vs Bludmoone[/glow]
Styles: Dropkick connects..
Madden: Daniels goes down like a skanky hooker.
Styles: If anyone would know it would be you.
Madden; Hey fat guys have needs too.
Styles: Sorry I mentioned it. Bludmoone hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hard back suplex on Daniels. Kick by Bludmoone...to the facial regions.
Madden: Break that nose! Yeah!
Styles: Daniels kicks Bludmoone in the gut to reverse the momentum. Christopher Daniels snap suplexes Bludmoone. Brainbuster suplex by Christopher Daniels. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Bludmoone reverses a Christopher Daniels hammerlock. Super kick by Bludmoone. 1 - 2 - kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, Daniels goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Daniels counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dropkick connects...Bludmoone goes down. Bludmoone gets out the back of a Christopher Daniels bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow from Bludmoone. Christopher Daniels can barely stand. Impaler! 1....2....3.
Madden: Bludmoone pulled that one outta his ass.
Styles: what do you mean? Bludmoone carried the match.
Madden: What match were you watching?
Just then Daniels grabs a mic and starts complaining that Bludmoone pulled his tights. That Bludmoone cheated. He then challenges Bludmoone to a rematch on TV this week. Bludmoone accepts.